5 books

1. take five books off your bookshelf.
2. book #1 — first sentence
3. book #2 — last sentence on page fifty
4. book #3 — second sentence on page one hundred
5. book #4 — next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. book #5 — final sentence of the book
7. make the five sentences into a paragraph:

where you’re supposed to be is some big west hills wedding reception in a big manor house with flower arrangements and stuffed mushrooms all over the house. closing in fast is a man in a tuxedo, dodging between the on-lookers, running with his steak knife and his ball point pen. big bob smiles, he’s so happy to see me. my guess is he was clever, the same way eveyone thinks they’re clever. testing, testing, one, two—

[via steev the best traveler ever]

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