what most women don’t know…

dave berry on potty-training his daughter: ‘Our daughter now tells us when she has to use the potty. That’s the good news. The bad news is, she has the bladder of a gnat, which means we go to the potty a LOT. And sometimes we must use less-than-ideal facilities, especially when I’m the sole caretaker, meaning that I have to take my daughter into . . .

(CUE SCARY MUSIC)

. . . men’s public restrooms (motto: “Men Aiming Badly”). I used to take my son into public restrooms, and it was no big deal, because boys can, well, you know what boys can do. But girls need a place to sit, and the typical men’s room has no surface I want my daughter to come into contact with, including the ceiling.’

yeah, it’s true: men’s public restrooms are filthy. but they are not only disgusting (and as I don’t wanna touch anything, I do like all the others and just go ahead and add to the general splatter), another thing lots of women don’t know about is the public masturbation thing.

you’ll walk into a public restroom, just wanting to take a leak, and there is a row of men standing there; as soon as you pass them, they will turn slightly and show you their erections. they are standing there for what seems like hours with a sheepish expression – explained by the fact that at this point all their blood is concentrated in the small head – and they are just stroking themselves, masturbating, waiting for someone to show their erections to, in that filthy room, splattered floor to ceiling, reeking, with that uv anti-junkie light … eeerie

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i don’t know! i don’t understand it either

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.