alpaca studs w. prOn star names

images.google.com maybe be shuffling some shifty stuff in the background, but its still a great tool: teh steev has discovered the most amazing website through images.google.com:
stupid looking animals with pr0n star names AVAILABLE FOR SExxORING WITH FEMANG ALPACAS!!!!!!!!!!1
for non-steev-language-speakers: its alpaca studs with porn star names that are available for rent.
the prOn star names really are quite tempting: Top Shot, Fantasy’s Anthony, Fantasy’s Top Notch. Sure Shot’s stud fee is a hefty $1700.00. while Top Notch humps yer female alpaca’s [are these lama’s?] for the bargain fee of $1000.00.

meet sure shot and top notch
sure shotsure shot

edit: teh steev, in comments, made some suggestions of names for further studs:

Teh Sperminat0r
Jizz Cannon
Sex Trumpet
It’s Ladies Night!
Super SeXx0r 56 Machine
Love Buckets
STOP! HAMMERTIME!
Teh Magikkal FuckMonster
Peter Andre

and i would add [in light of the incestous nature of animal sexdom]:

Come To Daddy
Uncle Humpah

yo steev, should we get into the stud-business?

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