valentine’s day special -1

oh lordy, i had many reactions to yesterdays blog. it was intersting how different people got different things out of it. and even more interesting: the reactions were split right down the gender-devide… i’ll leave it to you gender-studies specialists out there to draw the [highly releveant!] conclusions…

women were mostly very enthused about this idea of an academy for oral sex givers – or how we came to call it PEA-BRAINS which is of course short for: Pussy-Eater Academy – Bringing Refined Acuracy Into Naughty Sex [one friend actually suggested PEA-COCK short for: Pussy-Eater Academy – Carry On Clit Kidnapping but i am not too shure about that one] – they all thought this was a brilliant idea, yet some of them raised the very relevant question of how the students will get tested at the end of their education in order to reach their degree. some of them even volunteered for that taxing task, saying they would be willing to get hired as experts…

well, the men, on the other hand, were suggesting some other things worth thinking about. several self-proclaimed masters in the field called for a Pussy-Eatin WorldChampionship [PEWC] and some of them even started bragging about how easily they would win this competition. others were talking about the possibility of conferences for professional Pussy-Eaters or retreats, seminars, workshops…
well you see, once we get the professional status the possibilities seem endless. a whole sub-industry could develop from this!

but then there was my friend rufus – i know him from my NA [NarcoticsAnonymous] days – who just had to go ahead and see it all through his 12-step-programm-glasses. he claimed that Pussy-Eating was addictive – and i must admit i do not entirely disagree. rufus suggested that we start a self-help group called Pussy-Eaters Anonymous. at their meetings people would stand up and say: [for instance] ‘hi, my name is pieceoplastic, i am a Pussy-Eater’. the 12 step-programm would have to be redesigned slightly, step 1 sounding something like: i admit that i am helpless before the Pussy. and so forth… oh rufus, once a 12-step addict always … etc.

anti-valentine moment of the day: sonja nef, swiss skibunny number one, wearing a purple milka hat…

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