valentine’s day special – the real deal


i lub u

ahhhhh…
i am such a lucky chap.
my valentine is sooo beautiful, sexy, smart, talented…
ta ta ta

[no animals were harmed in the making of this photoshoot – not even a squirrel – for once!]
[IT’S ONLY KETCHUP!!!!!!!]

About Jan Zuppinger

Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.