i just went to eat at a GREAT vegetarian restaurant. as i looked at the menu i wanted to order every single goddamn dish. after much back and forth i decided to get something called fancy shroom gulash with potato gnochetti.
it was delicous.
but then …
I FOUND TEH HAIR
and this what not just some hair. it was a short and curly hair.
a hair like only few people have them on their heads. and most have them about halfway down their bodies…
NOOOOO!