the candidate1 min read

or: spider jerusalem lives at diepunyhumans.com!
or: warren ellis is holding a rent-party aka as afundraiser to cover the bandwidth… so he can bring us more of “The Dirty Stuff” …
or: are you sure you want to vote for Kerry? then dont read this

My assistants were over in town, stuffing date-rape pharmaceuticals into police officers and reprogramming them into believing they craved sex with bears. I had the house to myself, and it was just as well. This new development required Professional Thought. My hands still shake occasionally, and I spilled much of the necessary nutrients for Brain Work over the cat. So I snorted the cat and began Thinking.
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i totally would donate a few bucks if paypal would let me…

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