the candidate

or: spider jerusalem lives at diepunyhumans.com!
or: warren ellis is holding a rent-party aka as afundraiser to cover the bandwidth… so he can bring us more of “The Dirty Stuff” …
or: are you sure you want to vote for Kerry? then dont read this

My assistants were over in town, stuffing date-rape pharmaceuticals into police officers and reprogramming them into believing they craved sex with bears. I had the house to myself, and it was just as well. This new development required Professional Thought. My hands still shake occasionally, and I spilled much of the necessary nutrients for Brain Work over the cat. So I snorted the cat and began Thinking.
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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.