yup. they had it wrong all this time. i am in fact twice as tall…
everything is twice as big
The team of eminent physicists, led by Professor Saul Eggs of Dronfield University’s Untenable Research Gazebo, published the controversial new theory yesterday in the journal Stuff.
According to their paper “Previous generations of scientists have consistently miscalculated the underlying base metric of the spatial universe by a factor of exactly 100%” and as a result “All objects, without exception, are therefore twice the size we all thought they were”.
yeah yeah, professor eggs and his team … he he