oh nooo, i scored lowest in an IQ-test ever

oh nooooo… now i am all teh bummed…

today i scored lowest in an IQ-test ever.
a lame-ass 131. tsss! [my previous tests: pre-heroin: 156 post-heroin: 136]
and i dont even have the EQ consolation. because as everybody who ever read this blog knows my EQ bumms ass…

and even worse i was compared to guess who:
bill mofo gates
yup

Your IQ score is 131
This number is based on a scientific formula [blah blah blah]
Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You’ve got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates.

habi made me do it.
and he beat me. i scored 2 points lower than him.
he scored 133.

it may not have been such a great idea after all to IM and check my RSS-reader while taking the test, because i only later realised that the test was timed… of course. doh.

but maybe there is something to be said about my intelligence [and certainly much to be said about my weird competiveness], that i did see that test was available in german, which habi may or may not have seen, but chose to take it in english, which is not my first language after all.
same as habi again, so i’m still all teh bummed…

one last word before i roll over and admit defeat, and to assume the fetal position to masturbate: this test sucks ass!
they let you take the test and give you the result, but you dont get to see where you went wrong or anything. for that you have to pay.

there is a much better online IQ-pre-test done by mensa here, which i have not dared to take yet for fear of failing to reach the 130 mark which allows you to join the club…
whimpy whimpy pathetic me. with less and less grey matter up above….

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