ich glaub ich werd bloed

or: sex sells – ’til it won’t…

iRiver selling PMP, their portable videoplayers, with the aid of pornstar jenna jameson? (the article calls iRiver “pragmatic” LOL)
[via fleshbot]

mediamarkt germany selling electronic appliances in the hands of their sexiest naked female sales persons, in a collabaration with playboy.de. [via telepolis].
need a new vaccum cleaner? here’s Janine trying to convince you by hoovering her tits…
a new video cam? Madlen videotapping her pierced nipples might help to make up your mind… etc.

(mediamarkt runs the slogan: “mediamarkt – ich bin doch nicht blöd”, which roughly translates as “mediamarkt – or do you think i’m stupid”)

whats going on here? how very stupid do these guys think we are? actually, in their rethoric, i perfer stupid…

but then again it worked, because i did look at both these sites. so i AM stupid! and not even ironically so. i just am… and now i even blogged about it. so the joke’s on me.
blame hormones.

About Jan Zuppinger

Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.