texans, vegans, naive politicians

:flash: i am spending a week in the mountains, and yeah, that means i will be mostly offline and there’s only a lameass 56k (i think my face just fell asleep) interweb connection, for the occasional email check and my earlybird webbrowsing.

this will be great.

but a word about timing, here… commentspammer texas holdem has shown perfect timing, yet again, when he picked this week to start a trackback-attack on my blog. the trackbacks don’t show up – at least. but i hate them to even be there, to receive all the corresponding email notifications and in my current situation i don’t really have the time nor the bandwidth to fight this. so hot’damn, you texan poker punkass, why don’t you go fetch dubya and you both take a hike. somewhere really dangerous.

:flash: meanwhile dont forget to vote for the president of the world. i am glad to see that brad’s mum – whoever she might be?! – seems safely installed in 2nd place, while george dubya bush is 10th? so i voted for “me” – 11th. i trust you can make it, dear “me”, you can beat dubya!.

:flash: and please do check out this great collection of point’n’click games – somebody please lemme know which one is a must-play considering my 56k near-disabilty! [via 4rthur]

:flash: paris hilton‘s sidekick got hacked and i am now the proud owner of her sister, anna kournikova and christina aguilera’s phone numbers. duh.

:flash: vegetarier sind mörder titles a hilarious article in german netmag telepolis, with further links to vegetarier-sind-moerder.tk and www.vegetablecruelty.com – while the last one is a cool prank website the first one makes me think: pheew am i glad that my time as a radical vegan was fairly brief…

:flash: the city of bern has decided to get hyperactive in their fight against graffiti: an initiative named casa blanca vows to get rid of all graffiti in the city once and for all. after an intial clean up all further “defacements” will get wiped away within 48 hours. that’ll surely work…
i agree with bernergazette that “spray it again, sam” might become a very common tagline…
but my question goes further: do they actually not see that street art makes our morose, grey and ugly as fuck city more pretty? hmmm…

:flash: but the real bummer is this: nathan barely episode 2 has still not shown up anywhere as a torrent! we are TEH bummedest!!!1 anyone? we must see this. must. puuuhhlllleeeaasseee our prayers have been answered…

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.