sprech english or nicht?

wanna go out clubbing? in bern… ? are u shure?
i grab today’s newspaper and look through the club listings, but oh blimey, what do i my tired, anglophile eyes have to read?
it’s a strange phenomenon: all clubs in bern must have english names; even though we are a german speaking town, at least i think…. [?]
but what’s even worse, some clubnights are given names that are horrible, ridiculous and/or just plain bad english.
this saturday i find:

begin of spring
70’s up to 90’s
souladelic nihgts chapter two
[spelled exactly like that!]

and then there are those, who are not bad english per se but just really odd:

wild out
happy weekend party
clubbing
saturday night fever
saturday night party

its a scandal!

i suggest: from now on all dj’s and clubpromoters must take english classes, and that ‘ll be mandatory!

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.