sponsor my chips, please

yesterday i went to see Young Boys – FC Basel.
great game.
young boys lost, so that was sad.
but what really pissed me off is the exsessive mentioning of sponsors in all imaginable situations.
blah!
say YB scores a goal, the speaker will immediatly afterwards piss you off by saying: ‘this goal was brought to you by … [place name of some taxicab company here]’ followed by an endless speech about the merits of this particular taxi.
when they announce the results from the other grounds, that’s brought to ‘you’ by some flicking mover’s company.
i mean if the sponsoring would at least be logical…
or do they mean to imply, that if i move to a different city i would not be a YB supporter anymore? well, think again …
and even our cherrished YB-viertelstund [the last 15 minutes of each game, when YB traditionally plays very well] is now sponsored by some bloody sponsor; i thankfully forgot whi it is. so see! it does not even work !!!

i am worried. i mean what’s next ?
‘this offside is brought to you by … [place name of some optician’s here]’ in refrence to the fact that the ref is obviously shortsighted …
or maybe:
‘diese blutgraetsche wurde ihnen praesentiert von [place name of some butcher here]’
or:
‘this red card [fuck you carlos varella!] was sponsored by … [place name of some company using red in their logo, maybe swiss?]’

and how about sponsoring useful things?
like somebody sponsoring my tickets and my food/beverages/programm etc.
i would be glad to say in a loud and clear voice: ‘this packet of crisps was brought to me by … [place your name here!]’ before digging in.
payment through paypal is possible…
cheerz!

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.