i ususally love websites like questionswap.com, but for some reason i am too depressed, bored, irritated or all of the above to come up with a smart question.
however under read examples i did find some q&a’s that made my day:
Q. why does my mum hate me?!
A. [okay i did not like the answer to this one, but the question rules]
Q. How am I supposed to get any work done when sites like Question Swap exist?
A. Use question swap to answer the problems in your hw. Nice and simple. Or you can smash your head into your comp screen so that you’re forced to do work instead
Q. Why won’t Bono die, like the pope?
A. Because he is the “one”, “where streets have no name”, where a “perfect day” becomes “another day,” then “twilight” until “out of control” he reads “stories for boys”, “11 o’clock tick tock”. “another time another place”, “shadows and tall trees” “cry” “gloria””i will follow” then again it me be due to his very tight leather pants
Das mit Bono ist ne gute Frage, und ich hab dieselbe gleich noch einmal gestellt. bei mir kam folgende Antwort.
“Because he made a deal with the devil, and Apple. Anyway, if he did die, we’d never get U2 songs off the radio or tributes to his ‘greatness’ off the TV.”
Hey, das ist ja wie das gute alte Usenet Oracle. Damit habe ich viele schöne Stunden verbracht.
@ RHO: that is a great answer, much better than the one they have listed. i went ahead and asked the same question again. no answer yet. sniffie
edit: here’s the answer i received: “What people don’t realise is that the pope actually died some years ago. His dead and decomposing corpse was occasionally pushed out to the window of the vatican and manipulated ventroliquist’s dummy stylee by some trusty aides. Do you really want that to happen to Bono?” i am not sure …
@ matthias: comme quoi, is there anything new under the sun evar???