howto du jour

howto get rid of telemarketers:

A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.

[via viralbomb]
edit: ok, there are a few problems with this; first of all having to scratch my fingernails on chalkboard makes ME freak out. second, this trick is utterly useless, if the telemarketer is a computervoice, which happens more and more often in these parts. computervoices certainly could not care less about chalkboard fingernails soundsies… or do they? but hey, nice thought.

i am now in barcelona visiting offf festival among other things. saw joshua davis from far and my panties are still creaming. not.
we are staying at the beach in castelldefels. great great beach btw. during the short trip train station to hotel the taxi driver showed us where ronaldinho lives, where he eats lunch and where he parties = a club called “bye bye brasil” located not more than 20 steps from our hotel. so its all good. btw. the ronaldinho website went online yesterday. so even if everything else is just babble here at least thats news.

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