the trick to make them urinate in the bowl

soccer urinal

hah, excellent. i saw this on a tv football show (telefoot) a few weeks ago, but was not able to find it online.
on telefoot they said, that these plastic football goals and balls were installed in urinals in a footie stadium in argentina (however the sign indicates that it’s more likely in brasil though). the amount of spillage has since decreased by over 50%. and i do wonder how they measured that.

but obviously this would work. i mean, would you not rather try to shoot goals with your stream instead of pissing onto the floor. and the possibilities are endless, just imagine, tournaments. penalty shoot outs, small robotic goalkeepers. but not wanting to create more penis envy here, i stop with that …
[via WFMU’s]

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