another year goes to waste

i failed! *sniffie* not again!
beltane is tonite, the notorious walpurgisnacht, the night of dancing witches and sexual exstasy.
and me? again i did not get chosen to be a sexual boytoy/stag/broomstick at one of their rituals.
this is so sad.
it’s been my dream for years and as you all know me is not growing younger …
will i ever make it?

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.