gief scarlett sex tape
Posted on November 8th, 2006 by j. zup[ping]er
pamela andersson? paris hilton? gah! i could not care less about their respective sex tapes. but the rumors of a scarlett johansson sex tape, now thats a different story. gief! i sure hope this is not just a rumor…
it reminds me of a sad incident in swiss pop culture; kutti mc, swiss german rapper and ex-slam poet, claims, that he had a one-night stand with scarlett, or rather, he does not claim it was her, but more generally says he had sex with a hollywood star and drops hints it was with scarlett. thankfully that image, mc kutti with scarlett, is almost enough to say gah! to this new sex tape.
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nah. gief!
kutti mc did have sex with scarlett johansson…….
oh? and how would you know? were you there??? he did not!
go ask him….