the church hates me …

i am still looking for a job and today i received the worst rejection letter ever.
nothing new so far, but this one was from the church!
i had applied for a job there, a church organisation providing social work, doing streetwork with drugaddicts.
this rejection letter convinced me: the church hates me.
why?
1. they used the most hurtful wording possible to inform me, that i did not fit their profile
2. out of the envelope jumped an actual spider, alive! one of those small ones, yellow and black checkered

the evidence:

[despite appearances no animals were harmed during this photoshoot] [well, except one spider leg got riped off – specialists are still trying to establish who is to be held responsible for this cruel act: the church or their spidermailbombed victim)

About Jan Zuppinger

Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.