der letzte dreck auf dem internet

[en: the ultimate dirt online]
today the washing machine in our house was broken.
a guy came to fix it.
on his car i spot the url
dreck is german and means dirt.
interesting choice of an url, i think, and i decide to check where the dreck/dirt trail leads me on the internet …
or more importantly, how long ’till i hit porn …
[place your bets before reading on!] i find – surprise, surprise – a cleaning company. their claim: dirt of all kinds makes us rejoice [wir freuen uns ueber jeden dreck]. they have quite the splash-page even, where it immediately is made clear, that dirt, with these guys, is not here to stay. [a page so clean i can practically smell the cleansing fluids] leads nowhere. could not be found. please check the name and try again. i dont get this. uhm? is this like a foto of some bricks in water? is it? did i win something? at the bottom it says: du bist der 11’943. Drecksucher. i am somewhat relieved. 11’942 have visited this cryptic page before me. [still no porn though …] “dreckig dreckig dreckig [=dirty dirty dirty] On – the clean website – you find a selection of websites concerning rope skipping, herb & cannabis grinding, business services between Thailand & Germany and a free travel directory for Thailand. ” i rest my case. [my favorite so far!] here i find something about dirtbikes, but there is no navi and i can’t click on … [damn] their motto: the problem with communication is the illusion that it has occured [] is underlined beautifully by the fact, that most of the links on this page do not seem to work. and they are after all selling communicaton & data gathering tools … or something! [confuseled] pop-up’s galore, but still no porn ;-( [this is getting tedious] uhhhh now we talking. we hit the *drumroll* Off Road Racing Search Engine! i find some sort of a search-form on this page, yet if i hit any button, i receive our good old friend error 404 “is 4 sale by webmaster”. like, what a buy! [hmmm tempting] bingo. and finally we hit pornland. pop-up’s, anim gifs, blondes, silicone tits, heaven … [10 degrees of porn]

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.