teh glorious interweb as it got stuck in my camino tabs this past week – the edited version.
online video killed the …
Open a Banana Like A Monkey – "I'm posting this video in the hopes that it will help other people discover the joys of peeling a banana. I had never known about this method until recently." ffs, all these years wasted opening the banana the wrong = non-monkey way … [via b3ta]
Michael Jackson tribute song – "Kunt and the Gang's hastily cobbled together bandwagon jumping video tribute to the King of Pop." very strange. suffice to read the via [via b3ta]
He Bite Me – in my vagina, the mashup … again, be warned: [via b3ta]
Eternal moonwalk – A tribute to Michael Jackson. – people generated eterneal moonwalk. from belgium.
10 Amateur Masters of Beatboxing – "Beatboxing is a musical art form that many try and very few truly master." many videos here, but be sure to at least check “Amateurs on a NYC Train doing Phil Collins”, goosebumps…
Michael Jackson Face Transformation – "Michael Jackson's Face Transformation with all his Plastic surgery."
schmooze and abuse
Find Creative Commons images with Image Search – "Today, we're launching a feature on Image Search to help you find images that you can use for free, while respecting the wishes of artists and creators. This feature allows you to restrict your Image Search results to images that have been tagged with licenses like Creative Commons, making it easier to discover images from across the web that you can share, use and even modify." another noble google initiative.
Graffiti Taxonomy: Paris, 2009… – "Over 2,400 graffiti tags were photographed from April 24 to April 28, 2009, from each of Paris’s 20 districts. All photographs were archived, tagged and sorted by letter. The ten most commonly used letters by Paris graffiti writers were identified for further study (A,E,I,K,N,O,R,S,T and U)."
Gary: Landlord of the Flies – "phone at 3am and the frequent police visits had something to do with it. Pure speculation though. To my knowledge, he doesn’t plan on giving any of them their security deposits back." he sounds like the landlord from hell.
Introducing the Google Chrome OS – "However, the operating systems that browsers run on were designed in an era where there was no web. So today, we're announcing a new project that's a natural extension of Google Chrome — the Google Chrome Operating System. It's our attempt to re-think what operating systems should be." has google not noticed? it is the summer! what’s with all the big announcements?
Banksy's coming for dinner – "Imagine Celebrity Come Dine With Me without the acerbic voiceover and you have Banksy’s Coming for Dinner. The premise of the film is Joan Collins and her husband inviting five D-listers (including Tamara Beckwith, Stephen K Amos and Ann Mitchell) to a dinner where the guest of honour is Banksy." faek!!!
Scientists claim sperm 'first' – "Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first." sure, but why would they want to … ??? beats me.
The Pirate Bay’s Founders Sail On – "For more than five years the largest BitTorrent tracker on the Internet has been been operated informally by a small group of friends. This will soon change as Global Gaming Factory takes over the ship to explore seas unknown. TorrentFreak caught up with Pirate Bay’s Peter Sunde to review the past week’s events and to look ahead to the future." i kinda hate them.
Ich Bin Ein Burnin – "We believe for a space to be truly autonomous it must first be liberated. Liberated in our sense doesn’t just mean taking something out of the hands of capitalists (the mere re- appropriation of a building) but rather taking space and finding ways to use it as a weapon against the State and Capital."