sneaky mosquito

a really sneaky mosquito kept me up last night. i could not believe how unfair this mosquito was fighting. each time i turned on the light to try and kill it, the mosquito went into hidding – impossible to find it! as soon as i turned the light back off, the sneaky bastard came back and went on buzzing around my ears, eating my alive. finally the sneaky mosquito got too greedy, all the blood must have made it high, and i was able to crush it.
may it R.I.P.
but by this time the birds had decided it was daytime now and had started their grande concerto.
yeah exactly! the birds … who are supposed to be eating them sneaky mosquitos …

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.