rent-a-killer.networldwide online killer booking.
the name says it all.
the first online killer-rental agency let’s you take care of a “problem” fast, unbureaucratic, cheap. you can even decide on the method and if the victim should suffer or not.
the only downside: you can’t see who other customers chose and how they wanted them killed. i bet a certain very dumb president of a certain very scary country was targeted most….
they even sell t-shirts. niffty!
spoof or not??
you decide

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.