don’t get me wrong …

… i love my car-entertainment-system. i love driving my car, the music on like REALLY really loud. the subwoofer pumping into the back of my seat. turning my silly kangoo into a pseudo-boom-car lowridahhhhhhh….
woo!
but i hate how my cd-player speaks to me.
now, whoever came up with that stupid idea? as usual in such situations, i start to imagine the boardmeeting, during which some manager, who just got back from a new-age-management workshop, convinces his colleagues, that nowadays machines got to have a personality. gadgets have to be made likeable so the customers start to relate to them. but this is just silly, guys… it’s maybe cute/funny/surprising ONCE! then it starts to get on your nerves and you want it to stop!
so whenever i turn the cd-player on the display says welcome [no, it has not remembered my name yet and i have had it almost a year!], and then it volounteers it’s brand and make in blatant self-promotion.
well guess what, you silly machine, i am not stupid and i understood the first time you told me. no need to repeat it each time.
but the worst is, when i turn it off the fucking display reads: goodbye. come on. goodbye relative to what, geez. shuddup!
did i ask this machine to talk to me? no!
just play the music.
LOUD!!!!

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.