porn names do not work in german

your first pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name make up your porn name, apparently.
we of course tried this, but we think, that this only works in english and maybe some other languages. but it does not seem to work in german!
just listen to this, my porn name would be ferdinand matter [i know…], while frenzy’s would be kasimir schönholzer
sooo those two would absolutly not work, would they now?
but maybe there are other german versions that work better…
anyone ???

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