Use cash

Last week i saw a list of things people can do to support #occupywallstreet.
Point 06. states:

Be subversive against the big money interests wherever you are and encourage others to do the same. Don’t give the banksters 4 percent of every purchase you make with a credit or debit card – use cash.

Good point. But damn do i hate this.

Cash is horrible. Cash is what people touch after they scratch their asses, pick on their scabs and pimples, with their scaly fingers. Cash gets dropped on the floor and rolled around in dog poop. Cash gets used to snort coke. Cash is gross.

I so don’t want to touch cash…

I was really quite happy using my plastic cards whenever and whereever I can. I only resorted to cash when absolutely necessary.

But of course it really sucks that each time I do use these damn credit or debit cards the banks earn uop to a 4% share. Each 10.- franks i spend, they earn 40 cents. No way.

So …

erm …

I am going to …

argh …

use cash from now on.

At least until the whole monetary system falters. Hopefully soon. Then we’ll trade with apples. And Honey. Wooo.

Hey, anything to bring these damn banks down.
No really.

It is time for that revolution.

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