a week from today i will go to the mountains for a month – to relax, think, dj, read….
great, right?
no way! its awful!
its a week early and already i am expierencing a huge FEAR OF BEING OFFLINE.

could i be the only one suffering from this???? because guess what… there is actually not even an expression for this yet and i checked all through the PHOBIALIST.
so we were having a think with missie w. last saturday and since we discovered it, we claim it.
it shall be called: EXTRALINEAPHOBIA

thing is: technically speaking i wont even be offline. the house has dial-up internet AND i have my smartphon.
but both those options are a/ slow b/ pay-per-minute and c/ fucking expensive! itzah killah.
it will be traumatic… i think its time to admit, i now practically live on my blog, online…
at least i dont have it as bad as warren ellis of diepunyhumans, who informs people on his blog, even when he is just off to the pub for a couple of hours…

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.