did a seinfeld this morning

i did a seinfeld this morning. and i should do this more often. coz it worx every time!!!
hah.
or: how to get rid of a telemarketer with class… [instead of hanging up the phone or shouting at him, which is what i usually do]

when a telemarketer calls ask him [or her *barf*] this:
i am sort of busy right now, can you please give me your homephone number and i’ll call you back tonight?

most likely he [or she] will answer:
no, i can’t do that…

then ask:
well, give me your mobile phonenumber then…

tm [m or f]:
sorry, but no…

you *drumroll* (the punchline):
well what are doing calling me at home then??

saw this once on seinfeld.

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