finally: the complete worm-song
nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
i guess i m gonna eat some worms…
short fat slimey ones,
long thin curly ones,
see how they wiggle and squirm
So bite off their heads
and bite off their tails
and throw their skins away
how on earth can anybody live on
a thousand worms a day?
with the help of a friendly message board we have been able to recover the full text to this great song.
and there is even a website that offers 4 versions! 4! bussongs.com
click on to get all 4 versions:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Do you know of alternate lyrics to this song?
Tell us!
More about this song
Just like Gopher Guts, there are many versions of this song.
Some of the versions we have heard of are:
Alternate Version 1:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I’ll go eat worms…
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don’t have germs!
Alternate Version 2:
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh…nobody loves me.
Alternate Version 3:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I’ll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.
Alternate Version 4:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I’m goin’ down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don’t
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin’ (slurping noise) down your throat
and:
nobody likes me
everybody hates me
going down the garden chewing worms
long thin slimey ones
short fat furry ones
gooey gooey gooey gooey worms
the long thin slimey ones
slip down easily
short fat furry ones stick
and when the short fat furry ones
stick between your teeth
thats when the jiuce goes
[insert hannibal lectur sucking noises]
I sing it like this:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’m gonna go eat worms!
Big ones, small ones,
Fat ones, juicy ones,
Watch how they squiggle and squirm!
Chop off their heads
And squeeze out their guts
And throw their tails away!
Gee, don’t ya know that I survive on worms three meals a day!
Now the real words for the song is finally available…
Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
im gonna eat some worms
fat ones
skinny ones
real ooey gooey ones
worms that squirm and squirm
first ones greasy goes down easy
second one sticks to your tongue
third ones rusted
fourth ones busted
fifth one start to run
cut off the heads and
suck out the juice and
throw the skins away
youll be surprised
how many little worms
you can eat three times a day
hay hay
Nobody likes me everybody hates me
I think I’ll eat worms
first ones greasy goes down easy second one sticks to my tounge third ones busted fourth ones rusted fifth one holds a gun… HELP ME FINIS
sixth one writes a poem 7th one cooks dinner and burns the tongue
nobody likes me
everybody hates me
i guess ill eat a can of worms.
fat ones juicy ones
sticky icky icky ones
cut off the heads and
suck out the juice and
throw the skins away
@mel: nobody likes me neither. so lets start the worm eaters club, ai?
nobody loves me
everybody hates me
im goin down the garden to eat some worms
small and skinny ones
slip down easily
big fat hairy ones stick
soooooooo chop off their heads
and suck out their blood
and throw their skins away
no one cares how i’ll survive on a hundred worms a day!!!
lol thats mine and my sisters version!!!
Nobody Loves me
Everybody hates me
Im gonna eat some worms
Big fat juicy ones
Ity bitty slimy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm
Bite off their heads
And suck out their juice
And throw the tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On a million worms a day
“Thats the REAL version…and thats final.”
Okay, I learned a different version from my Mom years ago (her childhood was 1930-40):
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I’ll eat earthworms
Big fat juicy worms,
Itsy bitsy witsy worms
My how they do squirm!
Up on the rooftop
Down by the chimney-pots
Think I’ll eat some worms,
Big fat juicy worms
Little teeny crunchy worms
My how they do squirm!
In my version I only remember one verse;
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me I’m gonna eat some worms and die.
Big fat juicy ones, long skinny wiggly ones, ones with the jelly inside.
It reminds me of the Hearse ’song’…
Does anyone know of an collection that has these oddities complied?
ha ha!
I remember this song when I was little and for some reason I used to sing it like this:
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
I’m an ugly worm
I have no clue why I remembered it that way, maybe from the movie where people turned into worms.
Thanks for the memories!
nobody likes me, everybody hates me
ill go eat some worms
big fat juicy ones, little squirmy wormy ones
ill just eat some worms
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess Ill go fuck some worms.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I’m gonna eats some woooormmmms,
Short fat juicy ones,
Loooooooong thin slimy ones,
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wooooooormmms
My mom used to sing it to me and add
Im a lonely little petunia in an onion patch
an onion patch, an onion patch, Im a lonely little petunia in an onion patch..and all I do is cry all day
boo hoo
boo hoo
all i do is cry all day
I thought they went together..part of the same
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I’m gonna go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
First you bite the heads off,
then you suck their guts out,
then you throw the skin away,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Chop up their heads and
Squeeze out all the juice,
And then throw their tails away.
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
If you bite the juicy ones,
the big fat juicy ones,
the juice goes sliding down your throat. (slirping noise)
Down goes the first one,
down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one,
up comes the second one,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Everybody likes me,
Nobody hates me!
Why did I eat those worms?
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.