finally: the complete worm-song

nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
i guess i m gonna eat some worms…
short fat slimey ones,
long thin curly ones,
see how they wiggle and squirm

So bite off their heads
and bite off their tails
and throw their skins away
how on earth can anybody live on
a thousand worms a day?

with the help of a friendly message board we have been able to recover the full text to this great song.
and there is even a website that offers 4 versions! 4! bussongs.com
click on to get all 4 versions:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

Do you know of alternate lyrics to this song?
Tell us!

More about this song

Just like Gopher Guts, there are many versions of this song.
Some of the versions we have heard of are:

Alternate Version 1:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I’ll go eat worms…
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don’t have germs!

Alternate Version 2:
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh…nobody loves me.

Alternate Version 3:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I’ll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

Alternate Version 4:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I’m goin’ down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don’t
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin’ (slurping noise) down your throat

and:
nobody likes me
everybody hates me
going down the garden chewing worms
long thin slimey ones
short fat furry ones
gooey gooey gooey gooey worms
the long thin slimey ones
slip down easily
short fat furry ones stick
and when the short fat furry ones
stick between your teeth
thats when the jiuce goes
[insert hannibal lectur sucking noises]

About Jan Zuppinger

Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.