my life as an online junkie

hi, my name is pieceoplastic and i am on online junkie.
they say the first step is to admit that you are powerless over your addiction… well what do you know… i am in a beautiful house in the mountains, the weather is ace, its quiet here, i have tons of space.
yet me, i am jonseing because i am offline, and i am actually not even really offline. just on bloodsucking dial-up, its slow, it costs a shitload of mullah, it sux. thats all.
but i am wondering what i might miss? if all my online buddies will forget me? [misteralfie did already greet me: hi dial up boy] and if this blog will finally fall completely asleep. not even a pingcloud anymore…
in other news: our neighbor here has donkeys and i dont like them much… they scream like they’re about to have a baby about every 2 minutes or so. did they feel my dislike for them?
because it was real spoooky when i got here, one donkey totally did civil disobedience on me. i had parked the car and gone inside the house, and when i came back out [bam] the donkey is right in front of the door, blocking my way, staring at me very intelligently, no go… i shush. he does not move. he just stares, saying: “hi, i am soooo smart”. i wait. he stares some more. finally i shush very loudly and he gallops away. damn…

About Jan Zuppinger

Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.