jesus’ bro

rael, the leader of the cult with the alleged clone baby:
“of course we celebrated christmas since it’s the day of my conception. my mother conceived me on december 25th 1945 from an extraterrestrian. on christmas i usually celebrate both my conception and the birthday of my brother jesus, because we have the same father.”
[translation: mine]

uhm, can like somebody stop this dude?????
uhm, fast!!!???!!!

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