church drama catalog1 min read

do you agree?
the image of the blonde afro i posted this morning is extremly strange…
well, i found through a google img search at a website called magicmakers.com.
but if you click around this website some more, you will quickly get confirmation, that the good people at magicmakers are in fact EXTREMLY strange…
the church drama catalog is what really got me.
here they not only rent out cuddly animal costumes (and yes the cow also comes in brown!) like the following:


but also:
whips: this being the cat o nine tails model
scar kit (for creating whip or nail scar effects): and the illustration here is ace!
stage blood: have you ever seen such sexy bottles?
elf costumes: wait, an elf? thats rather pagan…
satanic horns: the horns seem to bleed outta him…

if you need all these props to stage a simple church play, that just goes to show, what a bloodtrenched and extremely violent book the bible is…

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