michael jackson mugshot

okay, the police mugshot has revealed it!
brutally!!!!
this just ain’t working.
michael jackson either has the totally wrong plastic surgeon or else just really really awful taste.
i mean look at the foto….
his nose! its just gross! we knew that but never had never seen it so clearly.
so i decided to do some patatoshoping and came up with some suggestions about how to fix things here:

here they all are: click [some nsfw]

original
suggestion 1: the “sans”

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suggestion 2: the “basic button”
suggestion 3: the “mini-pinocchio”

suggestion 4: the “reptilian chique”
suggestion 5: the “clown erotique”

suggestion6: the “x-rated”
suggestion7: the “xxx-rated”

suggestion 8: the “puppy”
suggestion 9: the “bambi”

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suggestion 10: the “plug”
suggestion 11: the “crafty”

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suggestion 12: the “power”
suggestion 13: the “cuppa”
aka the “mug”

suggestion 14: the “upsie daisie”
suggestion 15: the “switch”

suggestion 16: the “black is beautiful”
aka the “back to the roots” [thanx monkeypunk!]
suggestion 17: the “back to the roots 2”
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suggestion 18: the “public service”
suggestiun 19: the “motherswine” aka the “piccinini I”
[nipples! finally!]

suggestion 20: the “we are family” aka the “piccinini II”
suggestiun 21: the “footsie” aka the “picchinini III”

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suggestion 22: the “pig I”
suggestion 23: the “pig II”
*oink oink*
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suggestion 24: the “snowman”
suggestion 25: the “monkeypunk”

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suggestion 26: the “icarus”
suggestion 27: the “dumbo”

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suggestion 28: the “honest mistake”
suggestion 29: the “pieceoplastic”
and yes i do have a huge nose!
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whadayathink??? which one is it gonna be?
meanwhile, while we decide here, you can order the michael jackson mugshot sweatshirt for $ 29.99 here… i kidd u not

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.