ready 4 10 days of wankin?


the days between x mess and new years are the worst boring days ever.
each and every fucking year.
i agree 100%.
so letz wank! masturbate 4 peace! beat off! spank the monkey! woo!
ready?
here is the schedule and what it symbolizes:
22 – Right Hand – Symbolizes the human right to live free of violence and war
23 – Left Hand – Symbolizes understanding other viewpoints in or to resolve conflicts
24 – Both Hands – Symbolizes bringing opposing viewpoints together
25 – With Toys – Symbolizes the peaceful joy of Christmas
26 – Stand Up – Symbolizes that we must stand up for peace
27 – Sit Down – Symbolizes the power of non-violent resistance to tyranny
28 – No orgasm – Symbolizes the unfinished work to make a peaceful world
29 – Loudly – Symbolizes the need to speak up against warmongering
30 – Outdoors – Symbolizes communion with nature
31 – With Friend – Symbolizes our need to work together for peace

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.