cheap gurus in snazzy jeeps

i will be spending the next ten days in the mountains. the house i am staying at got totally snowed in.
woo!
the drive was rough, with all the snow and dutch drivers in various degrees of panic on the road, but despite a few “situations” i made it here in one piece.
quite the adventure! yay!

the last “situation” i had was with a familiar looking, ponytailed driver of a black sporty jeep, who cut in super sharp just in front of me. after i hit the breaks and as my car was sliding towards his fender, i was wondering if he was the ponytailed rightwing politician oscar freysinger. but then, just as my car started to slow its slide, i noticed a big sticker with the url rael.org on his rearshield window.
then i dawned on me.
i had a close encounter with the european rael-sect leader, who as i happen to know lives just a few villages bellow from where i am staying. in december they had a huge and very controversial rael-conference in crans-montana, a bit higher up the mountain.
well, what a snazzy jeep for a semi-guru! and what a shite driver!
the only question that puzzles me: was it really him driving or was it his clone?

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Jan Zuppinger has been writing this blog since 2002. He likes to grow vegetables. He likes to eat them too. He has opinions on everything, but sadly no one cares. Jan Zuppinger is not joking, just joking, he is joking, just joking, he's not joking. *click.