cheap gurus in snazzy jeeps1 min read

i will be spending the next ten days in the mountains. the house i am staying at got totally snowed in.
woo!
the drive was rough, with all the snow and dutch drivers in various degrees of panic on the road, but despite a few “situations” i made it here in one piece.
quite the adventure! yay!

the last “situation” i had was with a familiar looking, ponytailed driver of a black sporty jeep, who cut in super sharp just in front of me. after i hit the breaks and as my car was sliding towards his fender, i was wondering if he was the ponytailed rightwing politician oscar freysinger. but then, just as my car started to slow its slide, i noticed a big sticker with the url rael.org on his rearshield window.
then i dawned on me.
i had a close encounter with the european rael-sect leader, who as i happen to know lives just a few villages bellow from where i am staying. in december they had a huge and very controversial rael-conference in crans-montana, a bit higher up the mountain.
well, what a snazzy jeep for a semi-guru! and what a shite driver!
the only question that puzzles me: was it really him driving or was it his clone?

5 Replies to “cheap gurus in snazzy jeeps1 min read

  1. i wonder where that cloned baby is that the raels and others promised to “have made” around christmas a year ago.
    after some huge media coverage noone ever again heard of it (lately there was one little sidenote in the news that they baptised the little clone, but that’s it.)

  2. “i was wondering if he was the ponytailed rightwing politician oscar freysinger. but then, just as my car started to slow its slide, i noticed a big sticker with the url rael.org on his rearshield window”.

    which does not mean in any way he was not freysinger (i would not be surprised, actually…).

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