dirty old man dubya
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Entries Tagged as 'pieceoNaughty +18'
ruff linkage . 200738
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Don’t tase me, Bro
“Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” Jolts the Web - “Just two days after it was yelled out in a University of Florida lecture hall, “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” has become the newest cultural touchstone of our pop-cultural lexicon.”
“Can’t Tase This” UF Student Tasered - “Andrew Meyer vs. MC Hammer. DON’T TASE ME, BRO!”
iPhone deals in europe
iPhone confirmed for T-Mobile Germany - Engadget - “The rumors are true: iPhone exclusively on T-Mobile Germany starting November 9th just like in the UK.”
iPhone wedding gets mixed reception - “We dated a few people who we didn’t get married to,” he said. “So there are a few unhappy girlfriends out there.” “he” is Steve Jobs.
O2 wins iPhone contract in the UK - “Mobile phone operator O2, owned by Spain’s Telefonica, has won the exclusive contract to sell Apple’s much-hyped iPhone in the UK.”
blogs can twitter
twitterfeed.com : feed your blog to twitter - “Here’s how to get your blog (or any other RSS or Atom feed) twittering.” [via bb]
Twitter / pieceoBlog - follow pieceoplastic.com on twitter.
swiss/german focus
Copying of DVDs, CDs verboten - “Germany’s upper house of parliament on Friday approved a controversial copyright law, which makes it all but illegal for individuals to make copies of films and music, even for their own use.” and germany now officially has the most restrictive copyright laws ever. [via bb]
A Hole in the Earth, a Hole in a Pocket - “With all the tunnels that pierce them, the Swiss Alps have often been likened to an enormous Swiss cheese. That comparison was awakened in recent months when a 22-mile rail tunnel was opened near this Alpine town.” stop it with the cheese metaphor already. [thx michael]
Falsche documenta-Pressemeldungen - Documenta informs, that someone has sent out a fake press release, and in the process reveals what email they should be sent from ;)
schmooze and abuse
Oriol Ferrer Mesià - netPong - “Play Pong by tilting your computer! Play alone or with a friend over a local network.” [via b3ta]
LOLgod - “Lolgod is retelling the greatest story ever told, one captioned image at a time. [via b3ta]
Bush raises half a million for MoveOn - MoveOn was swamped with donations after Bush dissed them. “And then came the donations. By midnight, over 12,000 people had donated $500,000—more than we’ve raised any day this year—for our new ad calling out the Republicans who blocked adequate rest for troops headed back to Iraq.”
Blizzard breaks up erotic Warcraft guild - “It raises the question, once again, about how responsible the provider of a virtual world can be for the activities that take place in its domain.”
Last supper - the last supper featuring rat jesus and his disciples.
Mourinho makes shock Chelsea exit - “Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has stunned the world of football by leaving Stamford Bridge by mutual consent.” i can’t decide, if i should be happy or sad.
FREE Skull Font! - a rather brilliant skull font! [via bb]
baby cthulhu - baby cthulhu in a jar, and wurzeltod swears it is growing.
New York Times stops charging for content - “After a valiant effort to get users to pay for access to content online, the paper has finally given in. At midnight tonight, the New York Times will stop charging $49.95 a year or $7.95 a month for access to some of its content.” this is huge news for the newspaper online business. no one at the newspaper i work for now seemed to care though.
Sex Pistols are back for one off gig! - “Sex Pistols have exclusively revealed details of a one off London gig to NME.COM today (September 18). The band are set to play Brixton Academy on November 8.” to celebrate 30th aniversary of “God save the Queen” there are also plans to get it back into the charts
Sex Doll - Naughty Nurse - 100% paper, 100% sweet. [via sexblo.gs]
The Cure for the Iraq War Hangover - “Remember Stripes, Bill Murray’s take on American self-esteem after Vietnam? “We’re American soldiers!” Murray famously joked. “We’ve been kicking ass for 200 years! We’re 10-1!” Well, make it 10-2. Which begs the question: exactly how much is this postwar period going to suck?”
LED Invaders Door Mat - “to deter those other annoying carbon based life forms we’ve installed the Back Off LED Invaders Door Mat.” should add this to my space invaders cl1ck but i cba (can’t be arsed).
Japanese Cat Translation Device - “Meowlingual, much like the dog version Bowlingual, allows a cat owner to finally learn what their cat is trying to say to them.”
The Many Names of Mr. Clean - meister proper, mr. clean, don limpio: i love this collection.
DYLAN SENT ME PIE’S MESSAGE - the albatross.
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panti-christ presents: russian burlesque night
this party looks like fun, it might even motivate a tired, old grump like myself to hit the town again and dive into nightlife. maybe.
This Friday Night in Bern:
Panti-Christ Burlesque Nightfeaturing the sexy, seductive dancing skills of:
Clea Cutthroat
Tallulah Freeway
LouLou BonBon
Lucy Ferette
Dardy Candy Cat
Zora Vipérineplus the wild vodka Russian rock n roll from:
The Messer Chupshosted by:
Dink Winkertonalso Panti-Christ DJs shaking all night long:
Mix Master Burrito & Sally Alabamaand like always:
A Panti-Christ Panty Market + Voodoo Rhythm Record StandFriday, 21st of September
DAMPFZENTRALELINK
Marzilistrasse 47, Bern
Doors Open 21:30 Showtime 22:30Get there early, this show will sell out!!
Panti-Christ? what the hell is it? i reckon they wonder about that one themselves on their website, pantichrist.com:
Yeah, Panti-Christ, what the hell is it? Is there really more to it than just mere sexy underwear and bikinis? And this Pantyland… where the hell is it? Let me tell ya, people have been asking us these questions for years. And as the official Panti-Christ spokesman I can tell you we got the answers, but still, we ain’t telling ya!
We decided ‘our little secret’ is best kept with us. You never know who is gonna ruin a good thing like this by telling all the wrong people about it. Sometimes you gotta know when to keep your fool mouth shut… so that’s what we’ve decided to do. We’ll let you in on our secret in due time. World Domination doesn’t happen over night, and good chance it won’t happen here if our secret gets out. But we know you can keep a secret and we want you to join our ‘Forces Of Sexy’ to make this happen. We’ve invited people like you here to Pantyland to participate in keeping our secret as TOP SECRET as possible. Can you do that?
the ‘forces of sexy’ are to be joined!!!!11
ruff linkage . 200714
[teh glorious interweb what got stuck in my camino tabs this past week]
NSFW b3ta corner [we managed a long time without one ...]
bono - Google Image Search - check out the nsfw image search result for “bono”. [via b3ta newsletter, who else?]
the queen pole dance - possibly nsfw especially since prince whatshisname squirts out a load.
video killed the internet star
don’t watch - “The news with closed eyes”. simple idea with huge effect. [via vvork]
First! - twobillionfivehundredseventythreethousand6sixhundredandtwentythird!
flimmergewimmer - pixelated tv “Pixelator takes video pieces currently on display and diffuses them into a pleasant array of 45 blinking, color-changing squares”.
Alanis Morissette “My Humps” - nice parody of one of the most awful tracks in recent years.
La guerre souterraine - a 50 minute documentary on the underground graffiti scene in paris.
swiss blogo
Suzanne Gerber covers Fumetto - pics, interviews and links, links, links - suzanne’s fumetto blog mentioned on forbiddenplanet.
Internet: vers une info personnalisée jusqu’à l’émiettement? - nouvo & lift co-host this talk on the online trend towards user customisation.
Die Sponsoren - metablog’s april fools joke leads hogenkamp to admit that blogwerk is politically rightwing, and i quote: “auch wenn wir uns eigentlich den “Schweizer Demokraten” näher fühlen als der SVP”. or is that a joke as well… hmmm. he did hire blogging tom… tbc.
odds and ends
4,000 flash mob dancers startle commuters at Victoria - “More than 4,000 clubbers danced through the rush hour at Victoria station in Britain’s biggest flash mob stunt.”
Caption This Picture - is this the future president of the USA?
Louis Theroux, Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church - “Louis Theroux made a welcome return to our screens this week, with another show documenting his ingratiation into yet another extremist cult.” gief! i so want to see this. but with bloody cablecom killing my access to the BBC - not likely. oh, i just remembered zattoo. why do i keep forgetting zattoo?
Mr. Bean Game Announced… No, Seriously - “Mr.Bean on PlayStation 2 will be made up of 3D levels avoiding tricky traps and problem solving along the way to find his missing Teddy with the help of Bean’s girlfriend Irma Gobb.” lol, i read his girlfriends name as Imba Gobb.
Thai zookeepers choose high-tech option after panda porn videos fail to arouse - “After panda porn failed to spark amour, Thai zoo authorities turned yesterday to artificial insemination in the hope of impregnating their lone female giant panda.” awww.
cassette wallet design by marcella foschi, italy - “because every ‘cassette wallet’ is hand made, each design is a one-off. once its gone its gone!” [via boing]
Personal pies - “an audit of life so far” fff is a genios!
pixel burger - “Sometimes being a vegetarian is really frustrating.” fff really is a genius!
vista sucks linux wins - switching to linux seems all the rage atm. cory doctorow and douglas rushkoff leaders of the pack?
carmen gomez barbitch - “This is a provocative approach with clichés such as sex, commercialization, imagination, lack of fantasy, taboos. ” [via rebel:art]
EMI, Apple partner on DRM-free premium music - “EMI’s entire digital music catalog will be available in premium DRM-free form via iTunes in May, the music label said Monday at a press conference in London. Beatles tunes under EMI’s control, however, are not part of the plan.”
Bruce Sterling’s talk at IFID - “How about the new Apple iBrush? It takes pictures of the holes in my teeth and sends the images online. Do we want toothbloggers?”
Designers Work to Rescue a Dying Art Form — the Album Cover - “music label designers are working to raise the album cover back up to an art form. They’re experimenting with new tools and hatching plans to reinvent album art for the digital age, all while weathering the tectonic shifts that ultimately rule the music industry.”
Real interview with Fake Steve Jobs - “What about people that ask you for tech support? [...] Yes all the time. Luckily, however, I actually know almost nothing about computers.”
Seen In The Palazzo Reale in Milan - me like skellies
Das Ende des Bloggens - “metametablog (das Blog, das die kritische Blogberichterstattung kritisch hinterfragt)” genius [thx suzanne]
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cl1ck [img] 2 g3t m0re 1nf0: phallus [nsfw]
[via popnutten.de (nice short film too) - sexblo.gs - ...]