i quite like skin/strip online …
even if it won’t let me upload my pix *arrghlll****throwzamajorfit*

in the post today:

chris morris: jam
2 discs
300+ minutes of disgusting bliss
extras included inside this package: one crashing airliner, eight tons of geese and a 50ft plutanium bum

jam was originally a radio-show, comes here as a 5 hour dvd including remixes and the goodies mentioned above.
click it immidiatly! [& don’t forget to add Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle 2 - Diary Of A Pimp to the order while yer at it]

i failed! *sniffie* not again!
beltane is tonite, the notorious walpurgisnacht, the night of dancing witches and sexual exstasy.
and me? again i did not get chosen to be a sexual boytoy/stag/broomstick at one of their rituals.
this is so sad.
it’s been my dream for years and as you all know me is not growing younger …
will i ever make it?

[thanx missie w & gillian : this image speaks to me deeply …]

smurf in blues @ k10k

1. adbuster tv contest: the winners
and this is my favorite: pledge to just do it

[from: spoof ads]

i am not the girl / boy who misses much

pipilotti’s vid is still hot hot hot and martin spellerberg delivers the bluesy (or is it the blueballs?) version.
try running them at the same time !!! uhhh

real or hoax?
see for yerself.
[via boingboing]

i am reading forever war by joe haldeman. great book to read in times of war, bullying us-presidents and general havoc.
“a book that’s near perfect” it says on the cover and i think i agree.
the book plays in a not so distant future, where a war has to be kept going at all times, ‘coz otherwise the whole economy would colapse. the “enemy” lives lightyears away and could never possibly attack earth, nevertheless they get slaughtered.
sound familiar?

on a more personal front - so to speak - a forever war is raging within me.
what is my talent?
and who wants it?

i am starting to get tired of trying to get things started.
i am starting to think i am not needed here.
i am contemplating retirement, moving out of this world, into a refugium and just sitting there, waiting for love to uncover.

i feel restless today, almost manic. there are no jobs in the paper. yet in order to receive my unemployment cheques i have to make up fake job applications.
but that’s lying. i don’t want those jobs. my talents lay elsewhere. i have a great sense of humour and a huge dick.
and thats about it …

i want to be an urban love warrior. a peace & love agent.
i want to change the world starting here, inside me, first.
i need space and quiet for that.
i need love and tolerance for that.

yet the world seems to get smaller and more narrow each and every day.
forever war is forever? please make it stop …

these two brothers are supporting opposing teams - in full gear with a smile.

AND: left wing militants are just as stoopid as the right wing hooligans.
the left wing macho idiots standing in “street fighter”-poses on the roof of the autonomous cultural center after the game, provoking conflict with the football hooligans from the “safety” of this island without police repression, that is sooo whimpy. throwing bottles at trains is so lame.