don’t you hate these…
arghhlll googhell trying to be cute

nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
i guess i m gonna eat some worms…
short fat slimey ones,
long thin curly ones,
see how they wiggle and squirm

So bite off their heads
and bite off their tails
and throw their skins away
how on earth can anybody live on
a thousand worms a day?

with the help of a friendly message board we have been able to recover the full text to this great song.
and there is even a website that offers 4 versions! 4! bussongs.com
click on to get all 4 versions: [more]

in the end it was 5:3, but who cares … CHAPUISATTTTTTTTTTT. and i just about got my voice back. nifty!

uhhhhhh… sffffffpoooky
this is post # 666 of this blog… so this calls for a beastly celebration:

now i am not a satanist!
and i am not even a catholic, so i dont know much about satan at all.
but this number 666 somehow calls for a special dedication.
for one thing its what in german we call “eine schnapszahl“, one of these crazy numbers like 11:11 or 19.9.1999.
then its a symbol. it carries meaning. when i see it, i cant help but shiver. 666 scares me as much as it fascinates me.
so i have posted 666 times here, what does this mean? am i doomed?
i am just a regular ole blogger with a fickle heart, you know…

i did a seinfeld this morning. and i should do this more often. coz it worx every time!!!
hah.
or: how to get rid of a telemarketer with class… [instead of hanging up the phone or shouting at him, which is what i usually do]

when a telemarketer calls ask him [or her *barf*] this:
i am sort of busy right now, can you please give me your homephone number and i’ll call you back tonight?

most likely he [or she] will answer:
no, i can’t do that…

then ask:
well, give me your mobile phonenumber then…

tm [m or f]:
sorry, but no…

you *drumroll* (the punchline):
well what are doing calling me at home then??

saw this once on seinfeld.

clickumbiggah
the picture inside the picture is me mobblogging this and the picture i took right then and there…
uhm
was that clear?

this in german only! sorry!
obschon tom kummer von der LA-Times als der the bad guy of german journalism bezeichnet worden ist, tauchen endlich wieder immer deutlichere zeichen seiner schreibe in der deutschen medienlandschaft auf. kuerzlich gabs einen ganzseitigen artikel in der sonntagszeitung. seit august dieses jahres erscheint so halb anonym sein fortsetzungs kolumnen-roman sleeper cell im jungle world und gerade erhielt ich aus zuverlaessiger quelle den hinweis auf ein interview in der berliner zeitung.
endlich!
wie geht tom kummer mit dem druck nach wahrheitsgetreuem journalismus um?
“In meiner journalistischen Arbeit wird in Zukunft nichts mehr getestet, sie wird von verifizierbaren Fakten, korrekter Recherche und Einhaltung der Sorgfaltspflicht gekennzeichnet sein - Faktenprüfer werden meine neuen Bodyguards sein.”
und zum glueck gibt es ja auch die essaies und vielleicht, irgendwann mal, einen blog ????

ever wanted to see/hear an ORIENTAL RAPPER DELIVER SEXIST LYRICS WHILE WEARING AN ELVIS OUTFIT?
me too!
and sure enough: Y2Khai.com.

his rapping is total shite.
the videos are 100% crap.
yet this is delicious… i think i found my spokesperson.

if you’re on his website do not miss the girls-sextion…
[gawd do i wish someone sent me such a pict…. just one!!!??? pieceoBlog tatoo? anyone?]

[via mralfie. cheerz!!!]

a week from today i will go to the mountains for a month - to relax, think, dj, read….
great, right?
no way! its awful!
its a week early and already i am expierencing a huge FEAR OF BEING OFFLINE.

could i be the only one suffering from this???? because guess what… there is actually not even an expression for this yet and i checked all through the PHOBIALIST.
so we were having a think with missie w. last saturday and since we discovered it, we claim it.
[drumroll]
it shall be called: EXTRALINEAPHOBIA

thing is: technically speaking i wont even be offline. the house has dial-up internet AND i have my smartphon.
but both those options are a/ slow b/ pay-per-minute and c/ fucking expensive! itzah killah.
it will be traumatic… i think its time to admit, i now practically live on my blog, online…
at least i dont have it as bad as warren ellis of diepunyhumans, who informs people on his blog, even when he is just off to the pub for a couple of hours…

once in your lifetime make sure to go to a demonstration with the one and only missie w!!!
never had such a laugh at a demo before ever!
wicked delicious fun.
under missie w’s lead we were marching for more goblin childcare, fairer distribution of beauty and the legalisation of cellery root and other aphrodisiacs.
i never quite found out what the rest of the demonstration was for or - more likely - against.
i did however get a few puzzled looks when i screamed celery loudly a few times.
it all went really well until missie developed a severe case of bannerophobia. but thats another story…
next time we will dress up as celery roots, that will be even better….

missie w = prolly the only (post-)goth in the world who smiles all the time….