quaksalber blocher in den bundesrat?
really?
its time to join the underground… he he
more: svp verphotoshoepplen

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EVEN SNOW WONT DISCOURAGE OUR BRAVE DONKEY ….

28. november 2003

info here: adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd/

and remember what lil_dawg says: buy nothing on nov. 28.! or else christina will shove her middlefinger up yer arse…
[and yes… we still wonder how effective an argument that is…]

i just finished reading chuck palahniuk’s diary and started with tad william’s otherland - sea of silverlight, and the difference between these two reads could not be more blatant.
after “slowreading” diary, i can only describe what i do with otherworld as wolfing it down.
so here it is, the difference between trying to make something last as long as possible = slowreading, and trying to get something out of the way as quickly as possible = wolfing it down.
dont get me wrong, otherland is a great story. in fact it is a must read. but more in the task-like sense of a must.
[and just for the record [hi chuck!] here is a hint: it’s enough to read part I and part IV of otherland. you ll still get the story! plus there are great synopsi [<---???] at the beginning of each book. in fact only reading part IV would prolly be enough, and it will save you alot of your valuable time!]
but here is the difference between an artist and a great storyteller. between great literature and good entertainment.
chuck palahniuk is an intuitive. you cant praise him enough. he keeps surprising on every page. he is up there in the league with the de lillo’s, roth’s and pyncheon’s. and his books are always too short.
tad williams is an honest craftsman. tidy. a good tension builder. but sometimes too tedious, you keep looking at the page numbers, and at 1200+ pages, i mean come on… his books are always too long, and the covers make you wanna puke.

today dr. loser is wearing her knitted american flag sweater…. *chuckle* as if the name itself was not enough.

even the radiograph says this is nill

woo! yay! pieceoLung is healthy as a mofo!

what do you do when you come down with the same exact symptoms your father had, when he noticed he had cancer?
you don’t panic, right?
you face your fears.
you sit down and take a deep breathe. [which will actually make you cough]
you count backwards from 10.
you tell yourself you could die any old way. [for instance while sitting at a busstop quietly waiting for your bus and slam, you could get run over by a car and die, as has happened in zureich yesterday]
you chill.
you deny-negotiate-get angry-grieve-etc.
you wait and see.
yes, i do think i am a hyperchondriac. i am!
but can this dry icky cough please go now?
you made your point!

[and for tomorrow i made an appointement with dr. loser, and i am not making this up…]

genesis p. orridge sporting his new breast implants

psychic tv [version 3.0] will hold a gig in new york on dec. 5th.
they are back in a new formation. finally! there’s hope….
to see them play live one time, that is.
gawd do i wish i was in NYC right now, its been ages… my city of birth!
[via boingboing]

such great news almost make up for this <— [think well be4 clickin]

okay, the police mugshot has revealed it!
brutally!!!!
this just ain’t working.
michael jackson either has the totally wrong plastic surgeon or else just really really awful taste.
i mean look at the foto….
his nose! its just gross! we knew that but never had never seen it so clearly.
so i decided to do some patatoshoping and came up with some suggestions about how to fix things here:

here they all are: click [some nsfw]

original
suggestion 1: the “sans”

suggestion 2: the “basic button”
suggestion 3: the “mini-pinocchio”

suggestion 4: the “reptilian chique”
suggestion 5: the “clown erotique”

suggestion6: the “x-rated”
suggestion7: the “xxx-rated”

suggestion 8: the “puppy”
suggestion 9: the “bambi”

suggestion 10: the “plug”
suggestion 11: the “crafty”

suggestion 12: the “power”
suggestion 13: the “cuppa” aka the “mug”

suggestion 14: the “upsie daisie”
suggestion 15: the “switch”

suggestion 16: the “black is beautiful”
aka the “back to the roots” [thanx monkeypunk!]
suggestion 17: the “back to the roots 2″

suggestion 18: the “public service”
suggestiun 19: the “motherswine” aka the “piccinini I” [nipples! finally!]

suggestion 20: the “we are family” aka the “piccinini II”
suggestiun 21: the “footsie” aka the “picchinini III”

suggestion 22: the “pig I”
suggestion 23: the “pig II” *oink oink*

suggestion 24: the “snowman”
suggestion 25: the “monkeypunk”

suggestion 26: the “icarus”
suggestion 27: the “dumbo”

suggestion 28: the “honest mistake”
suggestion 29: the “pieceoplastic” and yes i do have a huge nose!

whadayathink??? which one is it gonna be?
meanwhile, while we decide here, you can order the michael jackson mugshot sweatshirt for $ 29.99 here… i kidd u not

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AND TODAY YB ASSURES THE CHAMPION’S LEAGUE SPOT!!!
I KNOW, THAT’S SLIGHTLY OPTIMISTIC.
THANK U JOEL DESCLOUX!