and for that we are truly grateful. as is the way with ten year anniversaries, chris morris and co’s ‘the day today’ has been released for the DVD generation. watch, laugh, and then understand why the real news has never been the same since…
goddamn, i just had my birthday
always worth a visit: cookandbombed

sure, news aggregators are handy tools, making web surfing a breeze. but the programs are greedy little buggers that swamp websites with unwanted traffic. something has to change, and soon

dick - feine werkzeuge = dick - fine tools
not what you might thing… in fact its quite sfw
here’s a nice tool in 3D zoom

and many more…

“John Lydon wants Justin Timberlake to play him in the forthcoming film version of his autobiography. The former Sex Pistol, known as Johnny Rotten in his punk heyday, said Timberlake had agreed to the request provided Lydon stays away from the film set.”

WARNING: whatever you do these days, do not click those eels film links over at missie w.’s. DO NOT CLICK THEM. they would haunt ya for days. slish slash

check out this fantastic panorama view of the weather project by olafur eliasson, tate modern, london. feels like your there almost…
there’s also a possibly browser-killing full screen version

please let us know, if you see other places where the STOP COUCHEPIN game is mentioned

berner gazette
smuv
2xnein.ch
2xnon.ch
24 heures
radio rottu
syna-oberwallis
gazetta verde
ildiavolo
le matin

yesterday i saw a junkie with a briefcase. the briefcase was fully stocked; the syringes were neatly lined up, like pens, same with the needles, then there were various bottles of water and bleaches, ascorbic acid, lemons - and there was even a back-up belt. he prepared all his tools then closed the briefcase and used it as an improvised table to prepare his next shoot. all this in the middle of the street.

a junkie with a briefcase…
[i sent this to exploding dog, lets see if he does a drawing…]

“… she said to a man, what do mean really want from women, and he said, blowjobs, and she said, you can get that from a man.” p. 397
“they sat in their cubicles and stared at memos pinned to the corkboard, wondering why they’d sold out if this is how it felt to be a sellout.” p.527
its sentences like these that make the book a worthwhile read.
meanwhile i can’t seem to decide, if the fucked up narration is delillo trying to be clever or if it is in fact clever.