online video killed the …

Little Kid does worlds best Batman Spoof – "This little kid gets a Batman costume for Halloween and has way to much fun, See why in the video!" his mum probably skipped a day of giving him his ritalin. [via b3ta]

FLAIRS – TRUCKERS DELIGHT – "Truckers Delight animated video clip directed by newcomer wunderkid Jérémie Périn who takes the song's title (a tribute to those little pleasures that the lonely truck- driver indulges himself in) and takes it to the next level." sexist, offensive, but very well done animation.

Hand thierry henry ireland french 2010 football world champion ship – i hate you, thierry henry! leave barca, get out of my life.

act now – "frame by frame 2D animation to the subject of change climate change" this video was made by my friend karen from hamburg for the raise your voice youtube contest.

Youth Soccer Goalie Scores on her own Team!!! – cute.

Unusual Stop Motion: Videogame – stop motion video that reinvents the medium and could almost be performed analogue.

schmooze and abuse

Life on Mars star's turn in Marks & Spencer ad attacked over 'sexism' – "Life on Mars actor Philip Glenister's spot in Marks & Spencer's Christmas TV campaign has been accused of being sexist toward women." orily?

Queen: We sank the Armada, we can sink some P2P pirates! – "The Queen opened the UK parliamentary session yesterday and announced that an Internet disconnection bill would be coming soon. But will it actually be legal?" orily?

Listen to ‘World’s First Twitter Album’ – "Anyone with half a brain can put a song onto Twitter by pasting in the URL for a song. For some, that isn’t enough — they figured out how to paste entire songs into the 140-character Twitter window." yarily.

warp20 (elemental) – sorry, warp, you fail to deliver my goods, i am forced to search the interweb to finally hear the music i ordered months and months ago. this osymyso mix is fantastic stuff!!!

Pets love 'em…. – “Annoying cut out 'n' stick eyes for pets.”

Clients From Hell – "A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers." we all know some anecdotes like these…

Pirate Bay Retires World’s Largest BitTorrent Tracker – "Operators of The Pirate Bay shuttered the site’s BitTorrent tracker on Tuesday, six years after it was founded. Trackers — the servers that bootstrap each BitTorrent download — are no longer necessary with enhancements like DHT and PEX that allow peers to locate one another without accessing a central server, site operators wrote in the Bay’s blog."

NERD THRONE. – "NERD THRONE. This 7-foot tall chair is made entirely of Japanese Famicom (Nintendo) cartridges."

heffer pitcher – "An utterly irresistible and modern gift, both on the giving and receiving ends." didnt they mean to say udderly.

Banned Xboxs flood online marketplaces – "Over the past week Microsoft has banned nearly one million users from the online gaming service after finding that they had modified their consoles to play pirated games. Since the ban is connected to the console rather than a gamer's online account, many modified Xboxs have appeared online being sold by banned users." do not buy an xbox! ok ok, i mean on ebay.

Video Game Requires Kissing – "The DS has a mic and a touchscreen, so… one time, she asked me to say "I love you" a hundred times into the mic. I was on the airplane when she asked me that, so I was like, no way."

Me and Belle de Jour – ‘Could it be Brooke?’ – "A couple of months went past, and after Belle de Jour won the award for Best Written Blog from the Guardian and the whole BdJ phenomenon kicked off, I had my eureka moment – I was sitting on the tube one morning and suddenly thought: ‘Could it be Brooke?’"

I’m Belle de Jour – "Finally the anonymous sex blogger from Diary of a London Call Girl comes clean to The Sunday Times. She's Dr Brooke Magnanti"

Why Are Eggs Harder to Peel? – "The reason why might surprise you -older eggs are easier to peel, and the eggs we eat are fresher than ever! As an egg ages, it loses both moisture and carbon dioxide, which causes the air bubble between the shell and the membrane to get bigger." this is why i love neatorama, i often wondered about this.

The History of the Internet in a Nutshell – “Here’s a brief history of the Internet, including important dates, people, projects, sites, and other information that should give you at least a partial picture of what this thing we call the Internet really is, and where it came from.”

Wife posed as girl in online trap – "A suspicious wife posed as a teenager online to catch her husband propositioning girls in a chatroom, Cardiff Crown Court has heard." sucks to be him. and her!

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george carlin r.i.p.

Seven Words – shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. he’s right, it’s got a very nice rythm.

George Carlin: A YouTube Obituary – “Here’s a short selection of George Carlin’s best YouTube YouTube flicks. If you’re a fan, I know you’ll enjoy them; if you’re one of the uninitiated, well, better late than never.”

footie

Luca Toni – “Cow’s arses, banjos, donkeys, clown shoes, muppet puppets … yep, this week’s Photoshop versions of Italy’s misfiring hitman left no stone unturned.” i am a fan, but i admit. he did look rather clumsy.

Chancellor Merkel goes fussball crazy – “Chancellor Angela Merkel has become so wrapped up in the team effort that she sends players regular text messages before and after games and has even been invited into their dressing room for pep talks.” oh noes, another powerful woman creaming her panties over footballers?

Allo raymond – making fun of raymond domenech is the good strategy. it is hard though cause he mostly pisses people off.

graffiti/street art

blu at hangar bicocca milano – me = incoming! blu’s website

Scott Wade’s Dirty Car Art Gallery – artist creates artwork on dusty cars.

Nerd-Graffiti – “What happens if some IT comes into our real life?”

REVERSE GRAFFITI: Clean Green Street Art hits San Francisco! – “The Reverse Graffiti Project imbues the guerrilla tactics of street-art with an eco-friendly element, detourning the definition of graffiti by actually cutting through and cleaning up grit to leave a lasting impression.”

online video killed the …

How to torment telemarketers with one word – “Dedicated to those wonderful people who phone me every day.” yes!

Where The Hell Is Matt? – matt, the globetrotting dancing dude, has a new video up.

Blonde does the escalator rail spin! – “it’s really hard to stop …”

The 10 Best Fan Made Hip Hop Videos With Sims Of All Time – “Fan made music videos featuring The Sims aren’t exactly new. Still, have you seen these things lately? They are the funniest thing.”

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain ownage – “Nirvana famous song ‘Smells like teen spirit’ by The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain” and curt has officially turned in his grave.

Heavy Load – punk band featuring musicians with learning disabilities. i am down with the down syndrome drummer.

Rayman singing Sexbomb – Rayman and Globox singing Sexbomb. yeh …

schmooze and abuse

The Many (Geeky) Faces of Bill Gates – “Transition One: Coder to Negotiator, Transition Two: Founder to Fortune 500 CEO, Transition Three: Monopolist to Savvy Defendant, Transition Four: Captain of Industry to ‘Venture Philanthropist’”

Flooded London Gallery – “the Medcalf Gallery in London debuted “Flooded London”, a photographic depiction of the future of London as it is overtaken by the rising sea.” preview of things to come.

Yeondoo Jung – kids drawings recreated as photos.

A Marxist analysis of the Simpsons – “Rather than being a satirical examination of American working class life and alienation under capitalism, the show has been transformed from satire to spectacle.” damn man, communists sure know how to take the fun out of everything.

Michel Gondry Picks 25 Classic Music Videos – “Michel Gondry, the French-born director of acclaimed offbeat movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, has also directed numerous groundbreaking videos for the likes of Björk and the White Stripes. He offers his picks of the best videos of the last 25 years, in no particular order.”

Big Lebowski 8-Inch Figures – dude!

The Paper Version of the Web – “We don’t usually get to see this handmade stage of the web, but some folks have been thoughtful/narcissistic enough to upload photos of their UI sketches, and I find them fascinating.”

Nintendo ‘least green tech firm’ – “Games firm Nintendo has come bottom of a ranking of the world’s most eco-friendly electronics firms.”

Dance powered phone charger for Glastonbury Festival – “Orange today unveiled a prototype phone charger which harnesses the kinetic energy of your dance moves to allow you to make calls.”

RETRO Reality – retro game chars in real-life settings.

My Headphones Almost Killed My Cat – “I guess I never really noticed or thought about the fact that they were enclosed in this big thick plastic case.” i so know this, struggled many times with these unbreakable plastic packaging materials.

By Open Sourcing Symbian, Nokia Kicks Off the Mobile Age – “Symbian co-founder Nokia announced Monday night that it is buying the 52 percent of the software maker that it doesn’t already own and releasing its mobile operating system under an open source license.”

The 13 Most Common Female Courtship Gestures and Signals – “The female techniques that you are about to see give you a basic understanding and a few small and maybe unknown female tips.”

Hackers Crack London Tube’s Ticketing System – “Dutch security researchers rode the London Underground free for a day after easily using an ordinary laptop to clone the “smartcards” commuters use to pay fares, a hack that highlights a serious security flaw” haXXorz.

Announcing the “Internet for Everyone” campaign – “Today Google joined a national initiative of public interest, civic and industry groups to help launch the Internet for Everyone campaign, whose goal is to make ubiquitous and open broadband access f every American a priority in the next administration.” so noble. so not evil. so goo… i think i am gonna puke now.

Man named God arrested for selling cocaine – “Whether his name is a blessing or curse the man named God Lucky Howard was arrested by undercover detectives for selling cocaine in his neighborhood.” god, can you sell me some crack when you get released from prison. please?

PictoplasmaNYC – “Pictoplasma NYC – Conference on Contemporary Character Design and Art New York, September 5-6, 2008 Away from its usual home in Berlin, the Pictoplasma Conference is about to touch down in the heart of Manhattan.” if only ny wasn’t so bloody unaffordable.

http://www.belluard.ch – Since 1983 the festival Belluard Bollwerk International takes place every year in the beginning of the summer in Fribourg (CH). At this year’s festival which takes place from June 24th til July 5th 2008, 19 projects – will be presented.

Wonderland: Postcard from Azeroth – “In a moment of brilliance (I suspect fuelled by gin), my guildmates sent the guild a postcard each … from Azeroth.” what strikes me is that they had everyone’s rl adress.

Teens use technology to party in strangers’ pools | Register Hardware – “Tech savvy teens are using Google Earth’s splendidly clear aerial shots of the UK to launch a summertime craze – pool crashing.”

german crap

Markus Notter | Regierungsrat des Kantons Zürich – website of a swiss politician, that gives the illusion you actually meet him. [via swissmiss]

Nokia erwirbt Berliner Startup Plazes – “Nokia kauft das Berliner Startup Plazes.com. Der weltweit führende Handyanbieter baut damit seine Internetplattform Ovi weiter aus.”

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but tonite i am the hugest cristiano ronaldo fan. go on, portugal, send the germans home, so that we can finally start to enjoy this tournament… yeh.

(but of course it is alread clear that klose, who so fa had the worst tournament possible, will score two lucky goals late in the game to equalize and the germans will pass to the semi finals on penalties. as per bloody usual)

the only thing that could make the season any worse would be, if germany wins the euro, that is about to be held in switzerland/austria … oh please god, no!!!!!!!111!!!!!111

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most of these make prefect sense of course – news portals, train schedules, the airport, the hotel website – but i really had to laugh when i discovered novara calcio on the list, the website of the local football club. funny.

just imagine how this guy must have been feeling when he woke up the morning after his freakout. oh … my … gawd

for some reason the youtube video won’t process, maybe laterz … hmmm.

now the dream is over, fc baulmes is relegated to the lower, regional divison. but the way it happened, that’s just too cruel … omg.

all the fc balumes needed was a victory to climb above the ominous bar since the 2 other teams envolved in the relegaton struggle were facing eachother. by halftime baulmes was up 2:0, but after 62 min. locarno manged to inscribe first one and then in the 92nd minute of the game a second goal. in the 92. minute!

my godson, who lives in baulmes, doesn’t care. for him the fc b is last years hype. now i do wonder what the village with its 1000 inhabitants might do with its plans for a 5000 capacity stadium?

this reminded me of last summer, when we saw the game OM – YB in marseille, in the stade de velodrome. and to express it mildly, we were quite embarassed by varela’s extremly rude behavior.

the upcoming uefa cup qualifying game is a repeat from last years encounter, when we sat on the tribune among marseille supporters, which was hot and – uhhh – so dangerous. not at all actually. very family friendly atmosphere on that side of the pitch. during the second half left-fielder varela played in right front of us and after being fouled he started to roll around the pitch, as players seem to have to do these days, just to get up a few moments later to be fit as ever. naturally this earned him a few whistles from our stand.

but what followed made me ashamed to be a YB supporter. varela, over the next 15 minutes or so, went on to produce every rude gesture in the book towards these marseille supporters, among them many kids. the bird, the stinky finger, the go-f-yourself, the you-ve-got-a-hole-this-big. every single one he could think of. he was fuming and airing his frustration in an extremly rude way.

so i am not saying this justifies him receiving threatening phone calls now. but it certainly explains it. varela may be a good player, but his attitude stinks. he is one of the albeit many reasons why this club does not enchant me anymore …

le vrai coupable

the argumenation zidane has used in his interview explaining his headbutt to materazzi it is soooo irresponsible, that i am still under shock; i simply had to go ahead and digitally correct the statement. as in any conflict the real culprits are of course all parties envolved. the one who provokes shares part of the blame just as the one who acts out does. still, violent acts are much more condonable than words can ever be. especially for someone like zidane, who a few days earlier, during france – portugal, called the ref a son of a whore (icho de puta), this distinction should be clear. what would zidane have said, if the ref went ahead and headbutted him for calling his mother a whore?

musically i had to go with nina hagen, the only possible choice when it comes to mad people. nina hagen should be a real idol for all mad people, she went all out and is so deliciously free. lets go all out and one day we will be free.

playlist: music borrowed [with all due respect]:
1. pieceocast intro: a loop from amon tobin: hokkaido [chaos theory, the splinter cell soundtrack]; fred, the voice in my computer, samples
3. nina hagen: born In xixax
2. edith piaf: je ne regrette rien
4. nina hagen: antiworld

playlist: samples borrowed:
the zidane interview

listen:

the pieceocast can be accessed here:

this link will pick up all my mixes and the occasional mp3’s i link to from my blog.

earlier pieceocasts:

to find the earlier pieceocasts please check this list with links and stuff.

a word about copyleft:

all music and audio is borrowed with the utmost respect for its creators. however, i do consider this to be fair use. this material is created purely for fun, to share with my online friends. there is no commercial transaction involved. as a long-time dj i own 5′000+ albums in vinyl and quite a few cd’s. all the music i use for these mixes, i either own a copy of or it was released under a CC-license to begin with.
i release all my work, the dj work as well as all my other coding and creating, under a creative commons license, hence i treat this material as if it was under CC license. i attribute it and i do not use it for commercial gain. don’t try to sue me, i am broke anyway.

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it would not make a huge difference, because the gesture is inexcusable.
but come on guys, communicate already, what did materazzi tell zidane that maid him lose his marbles like that?
was it a racist provocation?
was it something else?
can’t someone who is able to read lips make out what materazzi said to zidane already?

yet zidane still won golden ball award for player of the turnament [much better than the blue balls award]? how could that be possible with a gesture like that?
sends out the very wrong signal as well.

btw. why did the french lose? not because of zidane’s headbutt. the french fans were to blame. they chanted “allez les bleus”. but it must have somehow escaped their attention that on the field, the italians wore the blue shirts. not the french.

EDIT: zizou headbutt game, see how many headbutts you can get away with before getting redcarted [thx klav]

funny scenes this morning, italians bugging newsvendors all around town for the gazzetta dello sport. lol

AND I GOTTA COPY. hah

serious serious interweb

welcome to country x – matthew herbert and friends are starting a new country. online. i am a citizen, i think, but i am not sure i understand what this is about … yet. [via de-bug]

Steal This Wiki – steal this book as a wiki; probably a good idea in order to update all the information in this classic book.

Lost map – a map gathering all the facts and data available up to this point of the tv series lost.

Bodenständig 2000 are opting out of iTunes – "the German bitpop group Bodenständig 2000 sent out an email blast the other day announcing that the band finally managed to opt out of iTunes." because they hate the DRM.

Laptop DJ Tutorial: The Perfect Mix – ahhhh great info, if you have a PC.

DJ Request Policy T-shirt – the tshirt for djs who hate to get bugged with requests. even if this might come off rather arrogant, as an ex-dj i understand the feeling. [via beatmixed]

Popgadget: spamshirt – spamshirt makes it to popgadget, finally. but hey.

International Chindogu Society – portable zebra crossing. [via pasta & vinegar]

Another Crate Piece from Melbourne – tetris with crates. one of those great ideas we wish we had…

Amanda UnBoomed: Amanda UnBoomed – amanda leaves rocketboom.

Amanda UnBoomed: For the Record – amanda leaves rocketboom continued. was she fired or did she quit?

xplsv.tv // CODE HUNTERS by Ben Hibon – one of the best animations i have seen in a looooong time, kinda like tank girl.

To Google or Not to Google – "It’s official: Google (Nasdaq: GOOG) really is a verb now. The Oxford English Dictionary" [via digg]

pirated pirated interweb

The Pirate Party US – pirate party us website launched.

Parti Pirate » French Pirate Party is born ! – pirate party france launched.

footie footie interweb

Dishonest Ronaldo – the english have a new scapegoat for not making it to the finals.

2006 FIFA World Cup Best Young Player Award – in fact, please vote for VALENCIA Luis (ECU) here. he is in a promising second place, your vote might make sure cristiano ronaldo won’t win this award.

World Cup Death Watch – we wondered if we should laugh or cry when they launched this at blog.wfmu. meanwhile the count has gone up to 63 worldcup related deaths and it’s cry.

ali g interviews posh spice and david beckham – not new, but still very funny. and now on youtube.

humerous humerous interweb

YouTube – Ted Hitler – in an attempt to prevent blogger cover-ups stephen colbert comes right out and admits that he is in fact adolf hitler’s great grandson.

SeisMac – did you always wish your mac was also an earthquake detector? coming right up.

YouTube – Nina Hagen & Heino – a match made in heaven

Weebls Stuff – Mouse Balancing – mouse balancing game by the weebls. super hard.

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o sole mio ???

strange.

when the daily show’s demetri martin makes fun of MySpace everything is said, even the p-word gets used: “i hope he uses the word paradox … yess!”.

when the italians win against germany and reach the semi-final of the worldcup, they sing “o sole mio” in their locker room ???

when the daily show’s stephen colbert talks about prince charles, bananas and monarchy, he finally loses his usually deadpan delivery and cracks up.

playlist: music borrowed [with all due respect]:
1. pieceocast intro: a loop from amon tobin: hokkaido [chaos theory, the splinter cell soundtrack]; fred, the voice in my computer, samples
2. flaming lips: ego tripping at the gates of hell
3. andrea bochelli: o sole mio

playlist: samples borrowed:
the daily show

listen:

the pieceocast can be accessed here:

this link will pick up all my mixes and the occasional mp3’s i link to from my blog.

earlier pieceocasts:

to find the earlier pieceocasts please check this list with links and stuff.

a word about copyleft:

all music and audio is borrowed with the utmost respect for its creators. however, i do consider this to be fair use. this material is created purely for fun, to share with my online friends. there is no commercial transaction involved. as a long-time dj i own 5′000+ albums in vinyl and quite a few cd’s. all the music i use for these mixes, i either own a copy of or it was released under a CC-license to begin with.
i release all my work, the dj work as well as all my other coding and creating, under a creative commons license, hence i treat this material as if it was under CC license. i attribute it and i do not use it for commercial gain. don’t try to sue me, i am broke anyway.

hesitated there, should i really say “die welt zu gast bei verlierern”, losers, or maybe rather “die welt zu gast bei würsten”, sausages, or something much much worse. much more evil.
yes yes yes, i admit it. this morning i am flooded with the purest form of malice, “häme”, despite being kept awake quite late by the honking cars in the neverending italian corso. and yes yes yes the italians do not REALLY deserve to go to finals either. but then, in this most rotten of worldcups, who does?

certainly not the germans, they deserved to lose. in fact, a few games ago.
so here’s a big “take this, suckers” from my part. take this for:

- compensating your lack of football skills with agrressivity and mental strength. football is supposed to be a game, remember?
- whistling each time an opposing player touched the ball.
- blatantly abusing of the home advantage in every conceivable way hardly deserving of the slogan “die welt zu gast bei freuden”.
- behaving as if this title was somehow reserved for you and taking every conceivable measure to impose it [even voodoo!].
- creating the most unfair schedule ever, putting the home team in advantage in every posssible way, best stadiums, longest breaks between games, etc.
- franz beckenbauer. enough said.
- oliver kahn. enough said.
- jürgen klinsi. enough said.
- having your worst ever bundeskanzlerin frau ferkel merkel in the stadium! and shown on tv every 3 seconds! i still puke.
- getting all german-style enthusiastic and your media going overboard in every possible direction. as usual.

oh, i could go on.

italians, great job. realistic. clean.
despite the sweatstain jersey design, at least its creative. despite only really starting to play last game or so, we love the minimalismo. this was worldclass football. great defense. great attacking. now win this sucker of a tournament.

“Get into Football Bastelizm”
the video AreYouVeda Football Camp saves the day, or the month actually.

as far as i am concerned the worldcup is over. what a huge dissappointment, defensive football rules again. the last group of my favorites has been eliminated this past weekend. and since i even do have a “group” of favorite teams, i guess that makes me the open minded kind of fan.

so from now on, i’ll admit it, i’ll mostly be a negative fan in the sense that i don’t want 2 teams to win: germany and france. and its not looking good on both sides. the only thing that holds any interest now is to hopefully watch germany lose against italy and france against portugal. its not likely, but hey, as they say in germany, die hoffnung stirbt zuletzt, hope dies last. germany does not deserve to win this, yet even i have to admit, they prolly will. so i will be a full-on tifosi this week.

oh, got sidetracked there, sorry about that. back to the mad AreYouVeda crü.
if you liked sunshine, the wild and fresh summer track by da sign & the opposite, blogged here, you can now vote for the video to be played on roboclip SF. lets win this.

76 Da Sign & The Opposite Feat. MC Sunshine Vote!

july 2006 – marco streller

wait, that was hardly fair. who allowed the ukrainians to place that huge sign in front of their goal? the swiss federal council is pondering political repercussions.

as always, we are grateful for ideas, suggestions and constructive criticism.

photoshoppery: franziska nyffeler
idea: franzsika nyffeler & jan zuppinger

y que hacemos ahora?

there were no commentators, when we started watching spain – france. amazing how you could feel the players pre-match tension there. first without commentators and then there were 4 or 5 guys and 1 woman commenting all at once, passing the mic back and forth, like a hiphop crew in a battle. amazing job, and even if spain unfairly lost, they took it well, “la vida sin egual”. in the end, again, they only had the ambient sound feed on, after one last very symbolic question coming from the woman in the off: “y que hacemos ahora?”.

the national hyms they played that night were a bit odd, i’ll admit, a japanese kraftwerk cover version for spain and a swiss reggae song for france? hmm? and odd coincidence, maywa denki is playing in zurich this weekend and in fribourg this monday. more info. i should go, but can’t promise i will.

playlist: music borrowed [with all due respect]:
1. pieceocast intro: a loop from amon tobin: hokkaido [chaos theory, the splinter cell soundtrack]; fred, the voice in my computer, samples
2. espagna – france
3. satoru wono feat. maywa denki: dentaku (tsukuba mix) [from Musique Non Stop A Tribute to Kraftwerk]
4. the scrucialists feat. lutan fyah: use force

playlist: samples borrowed:
strindberg & helium

listen:

the pieceocast can be accessed here:

this link will pick up all my mixes and the occasional mp3’s i link to from my blog.

earlier pieceocasts:

to find the earlier pieceocasts please check this list with links and stuff.

a word about copyleft:

all music and audio is borrowed with the utmost respect for its creators. however, i do consider this to be fair use. this material is created purely for fun, to share with my online friends. there is no commercial transaction involved. as a long-time dj i own 5′000+ albums in vinyl and quite a few cd’s. all the music i use for these mixes, i either own a copy of or it was released under a CC-license to begin with.
i release all my work, the dj work as well as all my other coding and creating, under a creative commons license, hence i treat this material as if it was under CC license. i attribute it and i do not use it for commercial gain. don’t try to sue me, i am broke anyway.

last night on swiss italian tv channel TSI 2 they invited two argentinian priests as studio guests. when asked if football was the de facto new religion, they were adamant to deny that. but we have our doubts after finding this image of lionel messi.
[ok, we actually lied and will therefore rot in hell. we did not "find" the image, but mek it ourselves]
[and why "we"?]

TEH w00test summer tune yet

Da Sign & The Opposite and Friends: sunshine – catchy tune. the w00tness. we dig. “Download it, burn it, listen to it, copy it, share it, enjoy it” – the video [swiss german version] – filewile remix – enfant terrible remix

and then, in no particular order:

footy

TP: Der korrekte Fan im Wintermantel -the author wonders how the worldcup might get shown on iranian tv this time around; in 1994 they showed images of fake fans in order to avoid too much naked skin. [in german]

RoboCup 2006 – Bremen / Germany – the official website of the robot worldcup.

ASCII-WM 2006 – "The best, most ridiculous, most redundant graphical implementation of ASCII!"

FingerSkilz – The edited highlights! – no one juggles a ball like FingerSkilz; with his fingers that is. [thx f]

E’z are Gud – england worldcup song set to the shamen’s ebenzer goode.

Goal 2006! – “a media research project focussing on the World Cup in the Era of Globalization”. basically they send out sms and mms with useful information. but but but, in the us and canada only.

flitzer – you play a streaker in a football stadium in this java mobile phone game.

sexy

iBuzz – the music activated iPod sex toy – “iBuzz is the musical orgasm machine! The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. Which song pushes your butttons?”

How to Take Better Dirty Pictures – so needed. and let’s hope we won’t have to call the pictures “dirty” any longer.

New Porker isssue # 6 – excellent pdf magazine with a sex issue [via sexinart]

the resty

stop rokkasho video mash – ghee has produced an amazing and very dark video mashup for the stop rokkasho project.

WidSets Beta – similar to widgets on mac osx, WidSets allow you to add functionalities like rss and more to your mobile phones. [via joiito]

DIGITAL MAOISM: The Hazards of the New Online Collectivism By Jaron Lanier – Jaron Lanier finds fault with what he terms the new online collectivism, catchy term that, digital maosim.

DIGITAL MAOISM: Reactions – reactions on jaron lanier’s essay by doug rushkoff, cory doctrow, howard reingold among others.

Wired 14.06: Posts – bruce sterling rant "As Karl Marx might have put it, participants of the Net unite! You have nothing to lose but your roaming fees."

TXTual Healing – “Using cell phones and SMS messaging, TXTual healing allows people to use their mobile phones and SMS messaging to fill in the text of large speech bubbles that are projected onto walls and buildings.” [via wooster]

Chia-Ying Lee / Sonic Graffiti – “Sonic Graffiti addresses music experiences for both creators and audiences. A system of devices enables graffiti artists to create and geo-tag music in the urban space with real spray cans.” [via wmmna]

Urban post-it in Geneva – nicola nova has spotted this “intercative” post-it somewhere in geneva, its says “drop a note, tick here”.

PinPix en – cool pins from russian designers.

BNL Blog – barenaked ladies – oh wow, they still exist? – have a remix contest.

Greatest 500 Albums: MP3 Download – 1. beatles – 500. eurythmics, all the best albums for download cheap at allofmp3.com, cheap, with userfriendly DRM. how long can this be legal?

cassette belt buckles @ sveetcouture.com – retro belt buckles made from cassette tapes. [via WFMU's]

Centraal Beheer Achmea Calucci Game – point&click game, help a guy in a witness programm escape the mob and an overeager major. [via 4rthur]

Family Tree Jewelry – lovely idea for jewelery, schlepp your ancestors around with you hanging from your neck. [via vvork]

Bush Pilot (with English subtitles) – meet the guy who runs bush. literally.

kaldosh: you’ve just been…. – hasslehoffed, via animgifscraper

swissy/german

fitzgerald & rimini – elsa fitzgerald kann schreiben. wer in letzter zeit mal einen blick in’s megaphon geworfen hat oder an einem poetryslam war, weiss dies bereits. endlich wird ein wunsch wahr, jetzt bloggt elsa auch.

NewsBattery.ch – “da werden die artikel von oraclesyndicate und anderen blogs als monatliches PDF angeboten”. [via leumund]

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uhm say what?

most appropriate place to have a team-hotel:

australia in zweiflingen, wald- und schlosshotel [zweifeln means doubting in english]
tunesien in schweinfurt, mercure hotel [schwein means pig, hence this is muslims staying in pigfurt]
[via spiegel]

coolest federation website:

socawarriorstt.com

the funny names team:

goalkeeper:

antonin kinsky, czek republic
[if he'd looks even a little like klaus kinsky all attackers would run scared]

defense:

marc andre ZORO, cote d’ivoire
[yay for zorroesque defending]
ulises DE LA CRUZ, equator
[not that funny, just plain fabulous]
naif AL-QADI, saudi arabia
[don't know about you, but i'd hate to have a naive defender]
philip lahm
[lahm means lame in german]

midfield:

andrea PIRLO, italia
[just one letter away from pirla]
maman CHERIF TOURE, togo
[maman, i shot the sherif]
mohammed AMEEN, saudi arabia
[amen to that, mohammed]
KAKA, brasil
[stop with the scatological humor already]

strikers:

LOVE, angola
[hey, now thats a snappy name for a striker]
razak PIMPONG, ghana
[maybe this man did miss his sport]

bench:

LOCO, angola
[not sure if i'd want a vato loco in my defense]
otto ADDO, ghana
[otto ODDO would be perfection]
peter CROUCH, england
[his name sounds like a comic sound *ouch* here comes *crouch*]
seiichiro MAKI, japan
[mmhhhh sushi]
PETIT, portugal
[hey, short little players have a right to play as well]
silvio SPANN, t&t
[nimmt sie immer vollspann]

coach:

bruce arena, usa
[a great name for anybody working in stadiums]

still THE most disturbing football related thing, ever

olli k. and michael b. vibrators. why would any women ever want to buy and – god forbid – use such a thing? olliver kahn and michael ballack did slap an injunction on these.

[via blog.zeit.de]

and then i have a question:

what’s with the puma shirts, they look soaking wet within minutes of playing. wrong fabric? or do they come with an integrated shower system?

die welt zu gast bei pieceoCast

1:0 england – t&t peter CROUCH
2:0 espana – ucraine VILLA
3:0 equator – costa rica ivan KAVIEDES
4:0 mexico – iran omar BRAVO [ok, i admit it, it was the 1:0 in that game]

[did you see how crouch held the t&t defender sancho down by grabbing his dreadlocks]

playlist: music borrowed [with all due respect]:
1. pieceocast intro: a loop from amon tobin: hokkaido [chaos theory, the splinter cell soundtrack]; fred, the voice in my computer, samples
2. trey smith: slickboy [4four]
3. bob sinclair: love generation [via starfrosch, yup]
4. jeff storm: the web [4four]
5. thierry roland et jean-michel larqué: l’engueulade
6. franz beckenbauer: gute freunde kann niemand trennen

playlist: samples borrowed:
fifa worldcup

listen:

the pieceocast can be accessed here:

this link will pick up all my mixes and the occasional mp3’s i link to from my blog.

earlier pieceocasts:

to find the earlier pieceocasts please check this list with links and stuff.

a word about copyleft:

all music and audio is borrowed with the utmost respect for its creators. however, i do consider this to be fair use. this material is created purely for fun, to share with my online friends. there is no commercial transaction involved. as a long-time dj i own 5′000+ albums in vinyl and quite a few cd’s. all the music i use for these mixes, i either own a copy of or it was released under a CC-license to begin with.
i release all my work, the dj work as well as all my other coding and creating, under a creative commons license, hence i treat this material as if it was under CC license. i attribute it and i do not use it for commercial gain. don’t try to sue me, i am broke anyway.