well, he specialises in talking trash
carries himself like the world`s biggest spender but ain`t never got no cash
the clothes he wear are second to none
he`s a jack of all trades and a master of none
agrees with everything he knows nothing about
so he does not feel left out
secondary all the things in life he really wants
winning [?] is his thing so he gotta keep up the front
plastic man
[replace “winning” with “women” and you got me]
dianuschka is back 😉