oh mang, teh steev meks bearn sound like fun
dont believe him tho. bern sux. its aweful. there should be laws against towns like bern…
but still, to read his travel report saved and made my day!
thanx teh steev, many manies thanxIes…
ps: even tho they might not list it on the intaweb, but the bears favorite all time bestest food is in fact carrots, not dutch carrots, just plain simple carrots. dont you see and appreciate the humility in this? when they could be eating wasps…
edit: in case u missed it, here’s
teh steev’s chip ice cream – mmmhhh delicious – can be clicked big and shiny
Bern is grate! (or maybe it was just the company) you should see Middlesbrough, now that’s a skanky town.
i don’t know, i expect bears would love to munch down on one of those meaty Dutch carrots… hmm, perhaps that sounds a little rude.
Mind you, i expect anything is preferable to a wasp sandwich.
Mind you, i expect anything is preferable to a wasp sandwich.
how about wasp pie?
with chip ice cream for desert?
how about wasp pie?
mmm, wasp pie… it’s funny (possibly only to me though) i was chatting about breakfast cereals at work (oh yes, i have many topics of conversation!) and i said that Sugar Puffs are one of my favourite cereals because they make your wee smell of Sugar Puffs about an hour after you’ve eaten them.
http://bothsidesnow.co.uk/buffy/images/puffsfront.jpg
I also said that i’ve always thought Sugar Puffs were like dried bees and that’s where the honey-flavour comes from.
So, i cuss Teh Bears for eating wasps when i myself am a bee-eater, i must be(e) Mr Hypocrite!
with chip ice cream for desert?
mmmm, chip ice cream with lashings of tomato ketchup!
THIRTY MINUTES OF MY LIFE GONE, FOR THIS:
http://images6.fotki.com/v86/photos/4/43852/689654/cornettochip-vi.jpg
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
woo, teh steev, did you photoshop that??? weeeeeehhhhh!!!
woo, teh steev, did you photoshop that??? weeeeeehhhhh!!!
kind of, i can’t get my head round PhotoShop, i use Paint Shop Pro 7!
.. i must say that most of that was the original advert, i just added the chips š
but its all in the chips, dude, just the ketchup might be missing…
i didn’t have a big enough Special Effects budget to create a convincing CGI Tomato Sauce, i’m not Roland Emmerich! (Thank fuck)
If i’d made it in black and white i could’ve done a George A. Romero and used chocolate syrup!
yeah i understand your budget considerations and apologize for my call for ketchup. this img might be lowbudget enough: ketchup.jpg
WOW! (cafe!) there’s enough ketchup there to feed a medium-sized country that has a low population-density!
and now: i’m off to bed.. i have to be up at this time:
5:55am (or Stupid 0′ Clock, as i like to call it)
NITE, Good Sir!
i still wonder how a day can be if yer supposed to get up at stupid o’clock…
i hope it went well, sir steev