images.google.com maybe be shuffling some shifty stuff in the background, but its still a great tool: teh steev has discovered the most amazing website through images.google.com:
“stupid looking animals with pr0n star names AVAILABLE FOR SExxORING WITH FEMANG ALPACAS!!!!!!!!!!1“
for non-steev-language-speakers: its alpaca studs with porn star names that are available for rent.
the prOn star names really are quite tempting: Top Shot, Fantasy’s Anthony, Fantasy’s Top Notch. Sure Shot’s stud fee is a hefty $1700.00. while Top Notch humps yer female alpaca’s [are these lama’s?] for the bargain fee of $1000.00.
meet sure shot and top notch
edit: teh steev, in comments, made some suggestions of names for further studs:
Teh Sperminat0r
Jizz Cannon
Sex Trumpet
It’s Ladies Night!
Super SeXx0r 56 Machine
Love Buckets
STOP! HAMMERTIME!
Teh Magikkal FuckMonster
Peter Andre
and i would add [in light of the incestous nature of animal sexdom]:
Come To Daddy
Uncle Humpah
yo steev, should we get into the stud-business?
mehh! = an alpaca laughing
If i was going to hire a stud for my pet alpaca i would ABSOLUTELY GO FOR “SURE SHOT” i bet he never misses!
i would say thats a pretty safe bet, his name would suggest that much. i mean would you call an alpaca with erectile dysfunction sure shot? surely not!
maybe they could have an old stud and call him: viagra
viagra
Also:
Teh Sperminat0r
Jizz Cannon
Sex Trumpet
It’s Ladies Night!
Super SeXx0r 56 Machine
Love Buckets
STOP! HAMMERTIME!
Teh Magikkal FuckMonster
Peter Andre
Naming animals is this much more fun than owning them: LOADS
ha ha haaaaaaaa
those names are killer! hiiihiiiiiiii
but you defff forgots:
Come To Daddy and Uncle Humpah
yo steev, should we get into the stud-business?
uhm… you are talking about studding alpacas, and not ourselves, yes? 😉
Also:
Uncle Humpah= BEST
uhm� you are talking about studding alpacas, and not ourselves, yes?
well actually, great idea there… now lets draw up a nice ass business plan
Cute little guys, aren’t they?